08.05.2008 ARENT MODELS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY

Alice Dellal is the 20-year-old model that Agent Provocateur hired to replace Kate Moss as the face of their line.   And here she is topless in Ibiza, ironically where Moss is this week as well.  This bitch is ridiculous looking.  In hindsight I guess it’s not so great that Agent Provocateur hired her.  They hired Maggie Gyllenhaal a few years ago too, a 30-year-old with the face of a 90-year-old.  Asking if Maggie Gyllenhaal could get any uglier is like asking if a turkey could get any uglier.

(picture source = splash news




(80) Comments

  1. scH 08/05/2008 08:18

    Is that Buster from Arrested Development?  I hope there aren't any seals around.

  2. Dirty Hairy 08/05/2008 08:18

    HOT GRANNY TITS PIC 1!!!

  3. yohnskull22 08/05/2008 08:19

    Nice fucking haircut.  I did that in 1992 when I had dreads.

  4. tblaney6591 08/05/2008 08:19

    That's one wonky looking bitch.

     

     

     

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  5. tblaney6591 08/05/2008 08:20

    I'd still smack the shit out of her with my choad tho.

     

     

     

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  6. yohnskull22 08/05/2008 08:21

    Does the triangle tat behind her ear mean none of gets to fuck her except Lexi?

  7. Mongro Jackson 08/05/2008 08:22

    Hard to tell who's uglier, her or Gylennballs.  Maggie is as ugly as sin.  If I were Bruce Wayne or Harvey Dent, I'd have hired the Joker to off her.  Really don't know what Harvey Dent was all that upset about.  He should've kept his face out of the flames and found himself a real piece of ass after the Joker blew her up.  That bitch is as fug as it gets.  I love the reference to a cartoon turtle, because that's EXACTLY what she looks like.  I say Kill Her and her gay ass brother.  The world will be a prettier place because of it.

  8. SamariRolle 08/05/2008 08:28

    She's gone wrong.

  9. Burnsy 08/05/2008 08:28

    That titty in back just needs some pecan syrup and a dab of whipped cream.

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 08/05/2008 08:29

    "Asking if Maggie Gyllenhaal could get any uglier is like asking if a turkey could get any uglier."

    I wonder how long it'll take PeTA to shut down this site after Brend0n so cruelly slammed turkeys everywhere…

    Asking if Maggie Gayandall Gyllenhaal could get any uglier is like asking if a turkey Jake Gayandall could get any gayer uglier.

    FIXED! 

  11. Dirty Hairy 08/05/2008 08:29

    Oh man, I'ma gonna hafta tug another one off to dem floppies!

  12. Mac-Daddy 08/05/2008 08:31

    Yell another Butta-face with no tits!!

  13. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/05/2008 08:31

    Mongro, that was the most difficult suspension of belief for me in The Dark Knight, that a successful DA of a major city and a handsome billionaire both fucked Maggie and still wanted to fuck her after that experience.

    As far as this skank, meh, I'd still throw one in her.

  14. Paleomiz 08/05/2008 08:31

    Asking if Maggie Gyllenhaal could get any uglier is like asking if a turkey could get any uglier.

    In other news: In New York today an angry mob of turkeys picketed the home of Brendôn Donnêlly, claiming that his comparison of their species to Maggie Gyllenhaal constituted slander and defamation. "Sure we're ugly, but comparing us to Maggie is just unfair," said Nob Gobbler, spokemen for the feathered group, "We demand that Donnêlly retract his statement or he's gonna be eating Tofurky this Thanksgiving."

    Maggie was too busy being hideous to be reached for comment. 

  15. That1guy 08/05/2008 08:32

    she looks ok here http://www.daylife.com/photo/04p16VQaKc62i  plus she's got better tits than moss.

  16. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/05/2008 08:32

    Oops, make that suspension of disbelief.

  17. Avatar 08/05/2008 08:34

    She's a real provocatrice all right: looking that average at 20-something and being called a model??!!! This is revolting!!! I feel provoked!!! Damn you … you Iroquoi-looking biker chick with flabby cellulite ridden legs fiend … you … woman!!!! Grrrrr … wharf wharf wharf !!

  18. Nancy Reagan 08/05/2008 08:34

    I don't know…I can't see what she looks like. 

  19. Just the Tip 08/05/2008 08:35

    Well, at leat we got a bonus tit in the backround.

  20. mrx5000 08/05/2008 08:35

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? - SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY WHO RUNS THE LEAFBLOWER IN MY BACK YARD AND HIS TITS ARE BIGGER

     

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