08.12.2008 BRITNEY LOOKS CUTE

These promotional videos (the other one here) for the VMA Awards make Britney look better than she has in years. She seems normal and sort of charming again. I’m not sure how the director accomplished this, but I’m pretty sure it involved 50 days of editing and magic. 

(55) Comments

  1. Brandon103 08/12/2008 06:36

    yeah but she's still fucking crazy 

  2. lgcjoker 08/12/2008 06:37

    Still wouldn't fuck this diseased cunt with that elephant's trunk though . . .

  3. Brandon103 08/12/2008 06:39

    i'd pay money to see her gettin fucked by that elephant's trunk… 

  4. leftnutofjesus 08/12/2008 06:41

    that is pretty impressive. i totally want to eat peaches from her sewer after seeing that.

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/12/2008 06:42

    Who the fuck is that overly hair-sprayed quaffed asshole on the couch with her?  I don't think my interest in MTV could ever go below the interest I have in it now but it just did seeing him.

  6. THE O.G. HATER 08/12/2008 06:44

    WHO THE FUCK - Is that blonde on the couch?

  7. shmoe 08/12/2008 06:45

    what in the hell? who is that dumbfuck retard o.O well letz see how britney looks on stage xD :p

  8. Avatar 08/12/2008 06:46

    The only people I liked in those clips were the elephant and … that's it. And the sissy dude needs to get a bullet in the head right now and shut the hell up for good.

  9. Paleomiz 08/12/2008 06:46

    but I’m pretty sure it involved 50 days of editing and magic.

    I am sure a goat sacrifice was involved as well

    Hey all–no show today. Apparently there is something wrong with the soundboard in the DJ booth….just got an email about it :0(

  10. cheese 08/12/2008 06:48

    I'd still do her.

  11. RonDogg 08/12/2008 06:49

    MTV and Britney both need to kill themselves. The messier the better.

  12. Slaappy got fingered 08/12/2008 06:51

    I bet Holy Moly had something to do with sending this freak over! Did someone check his hair for an IED yet?

  13. THE O.G. HATER 08/12/2008 06:54

    I am sure a goat sacrifice was involved as well

    ^

    WTF? Kim Kardassian is dead?

  14. ham sandwich 08/12/2008 06:54

    Work internet is broke…sort of… can't see the pic. Is she still with the towelheads? What happened to the other dude?

  15. Terrence Maddox 08/12/2008 06:55

    CGI and a time machine. I'm pretty sure that's how that was done.

     

    And the elephant in the room….way over the head of the average retard MTV viewer, the same people who live for the drama of the Laguna Hills douchebags or whatever that show is. 

  16. Emmalee 08/12/2008 06:55

    Oh, Russel Brand?  He is a comedian from England. :-D

  17. Cantfeelmyface 08/12/2008 06:55

    Vintage Britney.

  18. Biggus_Dickus 08/12/2008 06:57

    Anyone would look OK between an elephant and one of the Geico cavemen.

  19. Seej 08/12/2008 06:59

    He's called Russell Brand, he used to present a chat show about Big Brother here in the UK called Big Brother's Big Mouth where he was briefly amusing by over-using the terms "ballbag" and "wanking off my dinkle" as catchphrases on national TV.  Also famous for doing lots and lots of drugs, showing up for his old presenting job at MTV dressed as Osama Bin Laden (IIRC) then interviewing Kylie Minogue while out of his head on smack.  Oh, and he's fucked seemingly half the female population of London, including Kate Moss while she was still dating Pete Doherty, so it's a safe bet his backcombed pubes are a festering bed of disease.

    And then he went to LA to launch himself at you lot.  TV has been much less annoying ever since.  And my, hasn't he made an amazing impression on the US judging from your comments.  Expect his presentation of the awards to be described as risque (and probably grossly offensive to many) in the press.

    He'd probably fuck Britney without a second's hesitation though.  In fact, he probably has.

  20. Nuts 08/12/2008 07:00

    Britney is gorgeous compared to that Russian beast from yesterday

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