08.11.2008 BROOKE HOGAN REALLY TOLD US

Brooke Hogan is set to shake up the internet with some tough talk and some new fake pictures.  This morning she posted two staged mugshot type pictures of herself (here and here) and posted this on her myspace:

It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day…LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people………or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of…um…. don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!
Love Always, Brooke

There is literally nothing on this earth I care about less than Brooke Hogan.  There might be something on some other planet that I care about less than Brooke Hogan, but it would just be that planets version of Brooke Hogan, so technically I'm still correct.


(156) Comments

  1. Mongro Jackson 08/11/2008 12:38

    She's an amazonian whore fuck.  I say kill her.  Then free her brother and put her father in the ring with George Bush to show him what a real American looks like.  BOOYA!

  2. Slaappy got fingered 08/11/2008 12:38

    Oh Ohh I feel so bad now

     

    Fist 

  3. Willie Beamin 08/11/2008 12:39

    She's a man, Baby!!

  4. ham sandwich 08/11/2008 12:39

    Wow. She really captures that whole "Tranny" thing well.

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/11/2008 12:39

    I'd like to make her look like that for real the fucking worthless talentless cunt.

  6. Number Jonny 5 08/11/2008 12:39

    Looks like she didnt give the Hulkster his 10%.

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 08/11/2008 12:41

    man that Alan Panettiere really knows how to treat his "ladies"

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 08/11/2008 12:43

    "Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow!" WTF?? Bitch, how about getting sexual reassignment surgery to exchange your cacknballz for a new pseudo-vagina…

  9. DocTroy 08/11/2008 12:44

    that's a huge bitch

  10. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/11/2008 12:44

    Wait a second, she sings and has an album?

  11. DaJabroni 08/11/2008 12:45

    yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn….NEXT!

  12. Silverback 08/11/2008 12:49

    what u talking about willis !!?!?

    "Tiffany" on MySpace speaks for me. 

  13. Cletus Bananabag 08/11/2008 12:50

    This she-male should have her own reality show…er, wait…

  14. Paparazzi Sniper 08/11/2008 12:52

    wow…look at those shoulders….jeesh!!    Oh look!!!……is see YoShunskull in the pic behind the red and black backpack.       

  15. StinkFist 08/11/2008 12:58

    she could have been a stand-in for meatloaf in fightclub. look at those fucking pects!

  16. Emmalee 08/11/2008 12:58

    Wow!  Another ploy for sympathy from the public…  It's as though she thinks we are going to somehow forget what her Brother did and feel bad for them.  Boo-hoo… Give me a break!!

  17. Brandon103 08/11/2008 13:00

    Doc

    You gonna take that shit? Where is the wrath of the Good Doctor?  

  18. scum 08/11/2008 13:01

    Wow, in those mugshots she looks really hot. I would so do let her take me and make me her little Nicky.

  19. ohmwrecker 08/11/2008 13:01

    http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=10551&photo_key=30271

     Reminds me of Paleomiz

    Did you just post a redirect to a link that is already posted in this thread? Does the word redundant hold any meaning for you? 

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