Michael Phelps has been cashing in ever since his coronation as one of the worlds greatest athletes two weeks ago, but his most impressive score may be yet to come. According to the National Enquirer…
Michael was over the moon after hearing a rumor that the one-time American Idol thinks he is “cute.” According to celebrity tattles on-site at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics, the twentysomethings are frequently texting each other and have already begun planning a “quiet first date” near Carrie’s home in Nashville, Tennessee.
“Carrie needs someone who is going to stick by her,” a skeptical pal of Carrie’s revealed to the National Enquirer. “She was devastated when her relationship with Tony Romo broke. The last thing she needs is a relationship with another high-profile celebrity who’s going to end up loving and leaving her.”
"Someone to stick by her"? Well then don’t date athletes and actors. You want devotion, swing by the Dog-N-Suds, I'm sure every guy in there would smother his girlfriend with a pillow to free up the time to get on you.
yesssssssssssss, TITTIESSSSSSS!
and they aren't LiLo titties!
I don't know why - I dig this girl. I admit it, I do.
That being said: Phelps just doesn't fucking get it. Every woman on the planet saw you wet, ripped, and dominating the world (…and I think I just went a little gay - fuck) - for the love of God, GO FUCK THEM ALL!!! "Quiet dates"? What the fuck you idiot! Was there THAT much fucking chlorine in the water over there?!
Carrie Underwood. I wish she was under my wood. OMG! That was a horrible joke. I'm so sorry. Can't win them all. Still though, I want her sucking my wood.
and what i don't get is why romo would break up with CU and date jessica simpleton.
you break up with JS to date a chick like CU
Phelps is dog ass ugly. He'd better strike while the iron is hot. Within 10 months, he'll only be able to score @ Score's.
I think by her having "wood" in her name and Michael's teeth looking like a hacksaw, that means they were made for each other.
"you
break up withscrew JS on the D.L. to date a chick like CU"FIXED…like a typically pervy man…so sue me…
I just can't get past the fact that every time Michael Phelps talks he's got chunks of shit in the cracks of his mouth. I hope he gets the clap.
Phelps is a dork. It'll never work. Greatest swimmer yes… but a dork
I had no Idea that she was blind, very sad!
I can't wait to see how much bigger his ears will get.
Hacksaws are for metal, not wood.
I was impressed when Phelps broke Mark Spitz's record, but I'll be even more impressed when he breaks Wilt Chamberlain's.
I just saw the first of what will certainly be an avalanche of Phelps endorsements. He sounds dumber than a box of rocks
pepper said: "I can't wait to see how much bigger his ears will get."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
that shit made me LOL
doc - his rosetta stone commercials were pretty bad
Guys this ripped and this stupid deserve a one-time fuck and a Happy Meal
doc - his rosetta stone commercials were pretty bad
You've seen them? Jesus, he sounds mentally retarded. Like you could swap him for Jodie Foster in Nell and he'd be totally believable
"Guys this ripped and this stupid deserve a one-time fuck and a Happy Meal"
hmmm…looks like I'll have to go to the soup kitchen…again…