Popular actress Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer, a rep for the actress announced late Saturday. She is 36-years-old. According to People.com:
In full, the spokesperson's statement said: "Christina Applegate was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer. Benefiting from early detection through a doctor ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening. Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time."
I think a funny joke would be, if I was at the breast cancer place, and Christina Applegate came in and said, "I would like to get rid of my breast cancer please", I would say, "breast cancer? Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island!" You know, like in that movie. Then I’d go make a sandwich or something, I don’t know. I don’t even really work here.
Ha, Ha!! First!!! Oh, Dammit, I'm lame. Anywho… Thank goodness for medical advancements!!!
That's the best looking picture I've seen of her in a while. Of course, I do only have one eye and it doesn't "see" very well…
awww. Cancer isn't funny. She didn't do anything stupid to get breast cancer.
So who wishes they were the doctor feeling her tits that found the lump that ordered the MRI?
There's a new cancer trend in Hollywood. Pretty soon all the cool kids will think getting cancer is stylish and hip.
If she hasn't shown her tits in a movie yet, she better do it soon.
Show us your tit!
See, even girls with teeny-tiny titties can get cancer.
Musta been all those loads she got sprayed with.
I wish her well. I understand the desire to knock on some entertainers, but I think breast cancer or cancer in general ought to get a free pass.
Lighten up.
I bet she wishes she'd done a few topless scenes n her twenties now, so that she'd have something to back on.
Cancer is no laughing matter. Watching a Three Stooges movie, however, is.
somewhere David Faustino is thinking…"I got thse titties when she was young and hot!"
FYI: That's Bud Bundy!
I'm not very sensitive, but that post was FAIL
Jayms did it right.
I'd hit her with or with out the tits!
I don't know how many times I pulled my chicken to her in Married with Children….
Good times!
Remember that dress she wore on MWC? Al called it, "her belt". Good times!
Damn. I hope it doesnt fuck up her knockers.
In other news, Id fuck her knockers.
don't you have to have breasts to get breast cancer? i bet she could have them removed and no one would even notice
I guess if you have cancer the kind that's not life threatening is the good kind. We usually call that kind of cancer, "dentistry"
I hope she's doing okay.
Years ago a friend of mine married a 19-year-old who, I thought, looked just like CA. At the time I was dying of jealosy.
Worst idea for an ebay item yet:
Put the cancer on ebay and let all the dudes who spanked it to her when they were growing up bid on it. The proceeds, in an attempt to avoid going to hell, would go to finding a cure for, ummm, something really bad.
Ride Lo
It's been said that Christina is articulate and level-headed, nothing like airhead Kelly Bundy.
Does she smoke?
Best of luck to her.