Popular actress Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer, a rep for the actress announced late Saturday. She is 36-years-old. According to People.com:
In full, the spokesperson's statement said: "Christina Applegate was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer. Benefiting from early detection through a doctor ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening. Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time."
I think a funny joke would be, if I was at the breast cancer place, and Christina Applegate came in and said, "I would like to get rid of my breast cancer please", I would say, "breast cancer? Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island!" You know, like in that movie. Then I’d go make a sandwich or something, I don’t know. I don’t even really work here.