Barely two weeks ago it was revealed that Christina Applegate had been diagnosed with breast cancer, yet today she tells Good Morning America that she is cancer free. Well that was easy. The New York Daily News says…
"I'm clear," Applegate tells ABC News' "Good Morning America" in an interview airing Tuesday. "Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. It did not spread. They got everything out, so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer."
"I was so mad," she says in the "GMA" interview when she first heard the news. "I was just shaking and - and then also immediately, I had to go into … 'take-care-of-business-mode,' which was … I asked them, 'What do I do now? What - what is it that I do? I get a doctor, I get a surgeon, I get an oncologist? What do I do?"'
Applegate, 36, says she "immediately made those appointments and immediately called around for … someone to start teaching me how to live macrobiotically." She was referring to following a healthy diet of fish, grains, beans and vegetables, and avoiding processed foods.
I’m not a doctor, in fact I’m poorly educated and to be honest I can barely read, but is that really how cancer works? One week you have it the next you don’t? I don’t think she had cancer. I think the doctor just wanted to fondle her breasts for a few weeks. If your doctor tells you have breast cancer, and he knocks you out, and later you wake up and he’s crying with the bible open and saying "I'm so weak…", that’s how you can tell. I would get a second opinion.
As Crabbus would say:
I CALL BULLCOCK ON THIS BUTTDICK
From the looks of that picture she should try becoming cheeseburger free next.
I also read that at first as 'chancre-free' at first and thought, her lip looks weird…
SheKelly was referring to following a healthy diet of Malcoms Wiener all day long.Yeah B, you're right. There's no way the doctors would pronounce you 100% clear after a fortnight. They might take the tumour out quickly, but it's tough to tell whether they've got it all so you have to keep on going back for checks for months afterwards to check it's not come back.
Then again, now she's on a Magic Diet I'm sure that's changed her basic anatomy and body chemistry. She's probably not even a human now. I hear eating lots of wholegrains and beans makes you invincible.
Ah, good luck to her. Dying from Cancer isnt pretty
News alert. Her Doctor called her in for a proctology and a cervical smear test…
Did she do Radiation? If so, did her puves fall off or only the hair from your head fall off?
Should I try injecting her with AIDS next? Apparently the putting cancer in her tampon thing didn't work
They got everything out, so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer
this time.
I had cancer 2 years ago. I had to have a full hysterectomy and I'm still going back to the oncologist for checks every 3 to 6 month. You aren't "free" until you've been cleared for a LONG time. And that macrobiotic bullshit aint gonna do it. Cancer is a mean motherfucker and froo froo food isn't going to keep you alive.
Thankfully I didn't need chemo, but now because of the type of cancer I had I may be at risk for colon cancer. So now I get to go get a colonoscopy in the next few months. FUN FUN FUN. Maybe an organic fucking tomato will help the giant probe go into my ass smoother.
Rich people make me pissed. It's not that easy jerks.
I eat Special K and been AIDS free for 40 years? Amazing, I know…
I'd like to take back my original comment, she looks pretty good.
I mean, she is my dick free as well but we can change that.
Next time someone tries to get me to donate money to finding a cure for breast cancer I'm going to show them this story. And instead donate my money to finding a cure for genital herpes.
I eat Pussy daily and have been not only disease free but also I have not had anything stronger then a slight cold for over 20 years!!!
I think there is something to that!
Eating a pussy a day keeps the doctor away!
Come on fags. We are here to have a little giggle!
Sorry, I can't come into work today–I have breast cancer. But I'll be in tomorrow
Jessica: I have ways of making they less painfull for ya!
Look me up sweetie ;-)
Don't you have to have breasts to have breast cancer? She hasn't been hot to me in like 15-20 years BTW.
Doc, so why were you in trouble?