CHRISTINA APPLEGATE IS CANCER FREE

Barely two weeks ago it was revealed that Christina Applegate had been diagnosed with breast cancer, yet today she tells Good Morning America that she is cancer free.  Well that was easy.  The New York Daily News says…

"I'm clear," Applegate tells ABC News' "Good Morning America" in an interview airing Tuesday. "Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. It did not spread. They got everything out, so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer.""I was so mad," she says in the "GMA" interview when she first heard the news. "I was just shaking and – and then also immediately, I had to go into … 'take-care-of-business-mode,' which was … I asked them, 'What do I do now? What – what is it that I do? I get a doctor, I get a surgeon, I get an oncologist? What do I do?"'Applegate, 36, says she "immediately made those appointments and immediately called around for … someone to start teaching me how to live macrobiotically." She was referring to following a healthy diet of fish, grains, beans and vegetables, and avoiding processed foods.

I’m not a doctor, in fact I’m poorly educated and to be honest I can barely read, but is that really how cancer works?  One week you have it the next you don’t?  I don’t think she had cancer.  I think the doctor just wanted to fondle her breasts for a few weeks.  If your doctor tells you have breast cancer, and he knocks you out, and later you wake up and he’s crying with the bible open and saying "I'm so weak…", that’s how you can tell.  I would get a second opinion.