Just when you thought Diddy couldn’t get any more charming and relatable, he goes and posts a vlog on his youtube page about the tragedy of high gas prices. He says…
"Eh yo what’s up ya’ll, this is your boy, um, I’m here today, this is called Diddy blog number what, Diddy blog number 12, Diddy blog number 12, Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet but I have been havin to fly back and forth to LA to pursue my acting career. Ok, now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like 200,000, 250,000 round trip. Fuck that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Check this out. Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. Gas prices are too motherfuckin high. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if y’all could please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, I am actually, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is really happening. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”
The fact that this jackass hasn’t been raped by a bear with AIDS is how you know hubris and karma are just fairytales.
dONT HATE ME caue im first
Hate me for my grammer skils
I'll hate you, then, because you can't fucking type.
or spell.
Brian i think thats that is bad punctuation…..but waht do i know. lol…. im so hgih
I say we abduct him, tie him down and then take turns shitting in his mouth.
That'll show him, and I go first.
I hate this guy. Always have. Can't he just pick a fucking name & stick with it?
Yeah, I feel sorry for you, fucker. I'm 6'4" – Try flying coach on any airline comfortably.
Like I give a fuck. Actually, I'd rather he fly his own aircraft, so I don't have to worry about being seated near his dumb ass.
Hopefully his flight will get hijacked.
Yeah, I feel sorry for you, fucker. I'm 6'4" – Try flying coach on any airline comfortably.
No shit. It's like spending a few hours (depending on where you're going) stuffed into a trash can.
Dear Diddy.
We appreciate that fuel prices are terribly high and this must be awfully inconvenient, however, we, The World, have put our collective heads together and come up with a solution that suits everyone. STOP PURSUING AN ACTING CAREER! PLEASE, FOR FUCKS SAKE, WE ALREADY HAVE MARTIN LAWRENCE AND THE WAYANS BROTHERS CRAPPING OUT UNFUNNY RACIST MOVIES LIKE A DOZEN TIMES A YEAR AND WE DON'T NEED SOMEONE WITH EVEN LESS HUMOUR JOINING IN. And also the savings on kerosene will prevent that tiny tiny dent in the millions and millions of dollars in your bank account. It's a win-win situation.
Regards
Every Person On The Planet.
Hopefully his flight will get hijacked.
And flown directly into his mansion. Jackass.
"Eh yo what’s up ya’ll, this is your boy, um, I’m here today, this is called Diddy blog number what, Diddy blog number 12, Diddy blog number 12, Gas prices are too motherfucking high."
That is poetry, poetry I tell you!
Vote or Die Motherfcker, Vote or Die!
I bet John McCain has a fantastic energy policy in store for us including starting more wars in oil rich nations and avoiding building alternative energy sources. And I'm sure Barack will support a nice little gas tax to help matters too. Diddy better get used to AA because the prices ain't coming down brotha anytime soon.
Fighting…urge…to grab….whip…..
Diddly is pissed off because AA make him sit at the back.
And a lyric too.
"Eh yo
what’s up
ya’ll,
this is your boy, um,
I’m here today,
this is called Diddy blog
number what,
Diddy blog number 12,
Diddy blog number 12,
Gas prices are too
motherfucking high"
Man, that motherfucker is a fucking poet!
Seriously tho…flying is one time it's good to be 5'2. I always joke and say I'm conveniently travel-sized and fit into most overhead bins and storage compartments.
won't someone please help the poor, hurting multi-billionaire rappers that can't afford to fuel their private jets???
Obama, please save your brother Diddy. Make his aircraft part of the government fllet so our tax dollars can pay his fuel costs and he won't have to suffer by flying commercial with the regular bastards.
And a lyric too.
"Eh yo
what’s up
ya’ll,
this is your boy, um,
I’m here today,
this is called Diddy blog
number what,
Diddy blog number 12,
Diddy blog number 12,
Gas prices are too
motherfucking high"
Man, that motherfucker is a fucking poet!
Diddy will put rape BIG's ghost by putting another old beat and chorus behind this shit and it will still go platinum.
Fuck the world.