DIDDY IS THE REAL VICTIM

Just when you thought Diddy couldn’t get any more charming and relatable, he goes and posts a vlog on his youtube page about the tragedy of high gas prices. He says…

"Eh yo what’s up ya’ll, this is your boy, um, I’m here today, this is called Diddy blog number what, Diddy blog number 12, Diddy blog number 12, Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As you know, I do own my own jet but I have been havin to fly back and forth to LA to pursue my acting career. Ok, now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like 200,000, 250,000 round trip. Fuck that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok?  Check this out.  Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. Gas prices are too motherfuckin high.  I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if y’all could please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, I am actually, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is really happening.  This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”

The fact that this jackass hasn’t been raped by a bear with AIDS is how you know hubris and karma are just fairytales.