Normally when you say someone is a new angel, it means things haven’t gone very well. It means they’re either dead or they’ve been traded to Anaheim, and both of those are bad. But in this case, it’s extremely good. Masturbatingly good. People magazine says…
Victoria’s Secret has revealed to PEOPLE that model Doutzen Kroes is the newest Victoria’s Secret Angel. Born in Oostermeer in the Netherlands, 23-year-old Kroes scored a modeling contract after she sent her photo to an agency hoping to earn enough cash to buy more fashion magazines. Soon the 5′10″ stunner was filling their pages, gracing ads for everyone from Calvin Klein to Dolce & Gabbana. Her first official Victoria’s Secret campaign, Supermodel Obsessions, launches today in N.Y.C.
This is good news for perverts everywhere. The Victoria’s Secret catalog does a great job at making their models look forbidden and mysterious, but they’ll never be as forbidden and mysterious as the lingerie models in the Sears catalog. At least the kids section.
oh i fucking love her
this is great news for us perverts
uh oh the pervs are gonna come out now. Repost the Mimi Banner …..quick
i still can't believe Brendön scammed WWTDD and didn't post the pics/links to Elsa Benitez tanning butt neked - it's a shame
is maddox's haircut that compelling?
as a sex offender i take offense to the pervs comment. and by sex offender i mean that the opposite as well as my own gender are pretty much offended by everything i do.
dirtcajun… is your avi a blonde getting a brunette doggy style? i just want to clear up what i'm seeing here
Brend*n, I'm with you on this one. Well 50% , I'll take Sears over Victoria's Secret.
You get to see more Toe with Sears, or JC Penney. Not sure on the kids pages part…Not sure.
I can't wait to masturbate to a picture of her and Marissa Miller hugging in their bra and panties. Oh what a glorious day that will be.
Jesus, that girl is hot.
I dont like her name. It sound's Crazy.
douche & crow, is her name
I dont like her name. It sound's Crazy.
You're growing on me, Pap - sounds like you can take a joke!
Quick question; do you guys in the US actually know who this chick is? I'm aware of her from the American Loreal ads they show here in the UK (usually with some terrible dubbing) but have vaguely wondered every time I saw her hanging out with Eva Longoria, telling me what colour lipstick I should wear or how to make my hair shimme, just who the hell is she?
Typo-fairy strikes again ^^
shimmeshimmer.This is like show and tell. You tell us everything but you don't show us anything.
Where is the ass, where is the toe?
when she puts her panties in her mouth I will love her
that is the Victoria secrets version of ATM!
Damn…should have gone to Frederick's…at least we'd see more flesh & in costumes.
But still…Damn!
Hey what the fuck? I'm and Angels fan. Need I remind you my Angels are kicking ass.
Go Halos!
& yes I'd lick that chicks ass after a 5 mile bike ride.
Delightful.