The rumor of course is that Eva Longoria is already pregnant, but yesterday her boss told reporters that, if she’s not now, she may be soon. Us says…
"Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with [husband] Tony Parker," Desperate Housewives' creator and executive producer Marc Cherry told Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
"After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call," he added.
If this chick gets pregnant, expect to hear about it every day for the next 9 months. She seems like the type to whore out everything. She won’t just sell pictures of the baby, she’ll pay-per-view the birth. Make it a 2-hour celebration, with her legs in the stirrups the whole time. One good idea would be to start with some magic, and have a guy pull one of those really long and colorful scarves out of her vagina. How did he do that?!?!?!
isn't she part Mexican? Should she have fifteen anchor babies by now?
That french
manfaggirl eVa married must have busted out the turkey baster for this one.Maybe she is planning to have the birth coincide with NBA All-Star weekend.
Boy, what a miracle it would be if she got pregnant. It's such an accomplishment. Truly a rarified and special honor only achieved by a special few…. oh wait… bitches are getting knocked up every 2 1/2 nano-seconds… nevermind.
Joe Pike smokes sausage.
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Considering that bump, the report that she isn't pregnant, but very much trying to get that way, one can only surmise that the bump is her uterus distended by French Love Gravy.
I didn't know France was right next to Mexico Handjob Sandwich, thanks for the geography lesson.
This is fantastic news, I’m really beside myself with anticipation and the suspense is killing me. I’m really not sure how I’m going to keep pushing through the drudgery of my own boring life not knowing whether Eva is pregnant or not. I hope this executive director keeps us all in the loop. As soon as he knows, I want to know.
I liked it better when she admitted she was into bondage and getting her ass slapped around. This is stupid, who needs a beaner/frog baby running around? I say kill them and bring Audrina Patridge to me with a bag over her head for questioning.
What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem? "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers.
someoneluvsu - I almost spit my coffee out on that one…. classic!
Has anyone ever been to a spanish mass at a catholic church? 4 families there, and the place is packed!
Tony Parker is infertile.
It seems like it would have been a smarter career move for Eva to just say "Yes, I'm pregnant." Because saying "No, I'm not pregnant" is the same as saying "Yes, I'm just fat." And if I wanted to see a show about fat housewives, I'd just set up my telescope in the attic window and train it on my neighbor's bedroom again.
Tony Parker has the misfortune of seeing Eva every day before the makeup Magicians get finished with her. Eva Longooria without makeup looks liks a sack of assholes.
This article sucks both of my assholes.
But you know what article is slightly more interesting? The "James franco wears a prosthetic dong in his next movie" article at film drunk. Like usually I wouldn't condone anything over there…but come on people a guy with a penis is wearing a fake penis. I surprised CNN hasn't picked this up yet and some how blamed Bush for it.
"Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant …"
…oh, with HUSBAND… damn, I was prepared for the challenge.
Jesus, this is almost as bad as having people hold their breath while Angelina Jolie picks a candidate
Whats with the 80's hair?
"…trying to get pregnant…".
Isn't that the same as "fucking all the time"? Or can't a publicist say that?
Yo tengo una verga que puede hacer el trabajo.. Call me! Estoy esperando….
How convienent, because I happen to want to impregnate Eva.