EVA WANTS TO GET PREGNANT

August 14, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The rumor of course is that Eva Longoria is already pregnant, but yesterday her boss told reporters that, if she’s not now, she may be soon. Us says…

"Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with [husband] Tony Parker," Desperate Housewives' creator and executive producer Marc Cherry told Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now."After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call," he added.

If this chick gets pregnant, expect to hear about it every day for the next 9 months. She seems like the type to whore out everything. She won’t just sell pictures of the baby, she’ll pay-per-view the birth. Make it a 2-hour celebration, with her legs in the stirrups the whole time. One good idea would be to start with some magic, and have a guy pull one of those really long and colorful scarves out of her vagina. How did he do that?!?!?!

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