The Variety political blog says today that Angelina Jolie is the most wanted person in Hollywood, and not just by directors and producers and my penis, but also by presidential candidates Barrack Obama and John McCain.
It may seem as if most entertainment industry figures are aligning with Barack Obama and just a few with John McCain, but there are still a handful of famous names who are still on the fence. And both campaigns are well aware of one star who stands out among the undecideds: Angelina Jolie.
Both campaigns have reached out to her, apparently to court her support. But in a statement to Variety provided by political adviser Trevor Neilson, Jolie says that she is waiting to make up her mind.
"I have not decided on a candidate," Jolie says, "I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world."
Unlike many other celebrity endorsements, Jolie's carries the weight and influence of her extensive humanitarian work around the world, as the goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees. Her statement was an indication that she would be open to choosing a candidate.
I'm not sure how tricking voters into masturbating helps in any way, but I guess that's why I used those hunky shirtless posters of me washing my horse when I ran for class president. My golden muscles rippling in the sun just proved to more of a distraction than anything, although I was somehow elected mayor.
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"I have not decided on a candidate," Jolie says, "I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world."
Well, La-di-fucking-da, Miss High and Mighty
I too have been waiting for Jolie to make up her mind about whom to vote for, in this era of large public deficit, close to 5000 deaths in Irak, a strong ongoing economical slow-down, a still burgeoning housing market crisis, not to mention shit news about the environment; all those things not being good enough reasons to make up one's mind, it seems. What a deluded selfinvolved shit-head that chick is.
I like her clam, the ass…..not so much…….
wtf, I need to go back to bed. I thought I was on the Kate Bosworth post.
This just pisses me off! Why should we give a shit which celebrity stuck-up rich-bitch and/or bastard is voting for?
Just shut the fuck up and entertain me in your movies. I don't give a rats ass what your political views are and I'm tired of you speaking out in public about it!!!!!
I think all celebs should do is say: "Vote for who you think is best!" And when some jack-ass reporter says…."But, who you voting for?" They should say…"NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!" and slap them with their own microphone for even asking.
Candidates, if you can read this….The more celebs you have backing you, the more likely I will vote for the other guy, or not at all!
^^^ That has been a paid public service announcement by the "McDaddy for President" organization.
Backed firmly by:
See you in 2012!
Just shut the fuck up and entertain me in your movies. I don't give a rats ass what your political views are and I'm tired of you speaking out in public about it!!!!!
Seriously, STFU and get back to shooting Gone in 60 Seconds II
As verified by this website (see the upper right column), celebrities are among the most ill-informed retards in the country. Amen Mac, Amen.
This is why I hate politics: who the fuck cares who fucking Angelina fucking Jolie is voting for? She's a celebrity for chrissakes. Just because she USED TO be hot and was in a few cool flicks doesn't mean we should replace my brain with her opinion. What the fuck people?!? If I were Obama I'd tell her to kiss my black Harvard ass… dare the bitch to endorse McBush.
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but I guess that's why I used those hunky shirtless posters of me
washingfucking my horse when I ran for class president.–Tango
Fuck celebrities and their little pet projects. These people have more money than god yet they expect us little people to pony up to pay for their shit while they live their fabulous lives in Malibu and south France. Fuck that right in the ass, pay for your own little hobbies…and ONLY when you are out of money can you come and ask me for some..
Angelina's one of the few mindless Hollywooders who hasn't dropped everything to fawn over the Messiah (Barak Hussein Obama) which makes her even hotter. Can we change this country over to a communist society under BHO?
Yes We Can!
Ride Lo
call me crazy, but i bet she votes obama. because of her reasons stated above? of course fucking not. shes another vapid, useless, hollywoodian, who will invariably vote democrat
vapid
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Fuck you Brangelina. In the immortal words of Billy Milano:
USA for Africa, what a fucking scam!
Charity begins at home, what about our land?
Celebrity endoresments (political or commercial) are the stupidest things ever. What makes a celebrity more knowlegable than the public. OOh, Joe DiMagio sells Mr Coffee, so it must good.
Paleo, doesn't vapid mean fast…as in vapid transit?
INCONCEIVABLE!!
Well, at least he didn't call her a vapid cunt, the perfecta of female insults