08.21.2008 GWEN IS FINALLY GIVING BIRTH

Gwen Stefani might be an elephant.  She’s been carrying this kid for at least a year, maybe 2, but InTouch is reporting that today is finally the day.  Today Gwen checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and is scheduled to give birth via C-section at 10 a.m. PT.

"Gwen's so excited to have this baby because she gained a lot of weight during this pregnancy," her pal reveals to In Touch. "She is ready to meet her new baby and get her body back."

Between her two kids and Cindy Crawfords two and Angelina’s three, it's like we're on the dawn of a new master race of beautiful people, as the prophecy at my birth foretold.

(picture source = INF daily)



(65) Comments

  1. Dirty Hairy 08/21/2008 09:17

    RIP Julius "Shonuff" Carry!

  2. Brandon103 08/21/2008 09:21

    i'd still do it…     

  3. Just the Tip 08/21/2008 09:23

    Yeah, I'm looking forward to her not quite having her body back.  Kinda hoping a bit of the ampleness sticks around.

  4. bonniekay 08/21/2008 09:25

    Could someone explain the appeal of this homely, overbleached bitch?

  5. penny_dreadful 08/21/2008 09:26

    jesus, lady. that kid is so f'ing long it could tickle her cerebellum. i hear the second one always wrecks ya- the first time around, it seems so easy and all miracle of birth right on the due date, the second time, it's 10 months then a fat ass and cankles and saggy bosoms.

  6. Emmalee 08/21/2008 09:29

    I'm actually really happy for her!

  7. scum 08/21/2008 09:31

    Pasty ass wanna be sista skank bitch.

  8. penny_dreadful 08/21/2008 09:32

    unless of course, you're Posh Spice. i n which case, you're able to just lay your larvae and continue her reign as Queen Cricket.

  9. Just the Tip 08/21/2008 09:33

    Master Race of Beautiful People?  Does that mean someone's cranking up the kiln in Hollywood?

    Bye Lourdes.

  10. Paleomiz 08/21/2008 09:33

    What, no vanity Caesarian? You minx

  11. Lightdragon 08/21/2008 09:35

    bonniekay: Gwen is good looking, Yes . but the appeal is her music not like Britney where you watched her for mastubational purposes or confused young girls thinking this was cool.

    yes there are hotter chicks than her. 

  12. connectionman1 08/21/2008 09:41

    gwen is still fine.. maybe her tits will get a little bigger , since before the kids they were 'nearly A's'.. maybe now they'll be barely B's?

  13. mom2ross 08/21/2008 09:42

    Doc- What, no vanity Caesarian? You minx

    scheduled to give birth via C-section at 10 a.m. PT.

    Your mind is somewhere else today?  Hmmm… *giggles* 

     

  14. gabby jay 08/21/2008 09:43

    where's those japanese girls that always hang around with her? probably dog hunting……

  15. LonghornMike 08/21/2008 09:47

    I may be in the minority, but Gwen has always made my pants dance.  Maybe it's because she's so unique and different.

    To quote the Mensa members of this board, "I'd hit it."

  16. Paleomiz 08/21/2008 09:48

    Your mind is somewhere else today?  Hmmm… *giggles*

    Yep my mind is so elsewhere

  17. RemSteale 08/21/2008 09:53

    With TW perhaps?

  18. scum 08/21/2008 09:53

    She needs ass, tits, and a tan. Her music sucks to, aint no SHe Daisy if ya'll know what I mean.

  19. Paleomiz 08/21/2008 09:59

    With TW perhaps?

    Oh yeah. We are gonna wreck each other so bad a word has not been invented

  20. Dirty Hairy 08/21/2008 10:00

    you guys fucking suck

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