08.18.2008 HAHAHA, NICE GUITAR FAG

Adrian Grenier brought out his guitar as he sat on the beach in Malibu this weekend, and I apologize if I ever gave anyone the impression he couldn’t be anymore of a douche than the already was.  Obviously I didn’t know that he and his sunken chest were gonna do this.  What a cool guy.  I hope he didn’t spill his vodka-grapefruit cosmo while he was serenading the dolphins.  Here’s that chicks breast by the way.  It's pretty awful too.

(picture source = splash news online)




(43) Comments

  1. TW 08/18/2008 05:45

    "I gave my love a cherry…"

    Where's Bluto when you need him?

  2. tblaney6591 08/18/2008 05:45

    I think he's sitting like that because there's a cock sticking up out of the sand.

     

    Joe Pike smells like peroxide.

     

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com 

  3. TW 08/18/2008 05:46

    So in addition to skin flute and fart organ, he can play air guitar?
    It's like he's trilingual, or something.

  4. TW 08/18/2008 05:52

    WTF is the deal with women not wearing bathing suits that fit?

    While it was nice to see her pink nub, it's not something that should happen, if they had half a brain and actually bought clothes that fit. That is all.

    ++ My apologies to correction Chimp for the awful grammar. ++

  5. Evil Malcom Norris 08/18/2008 05:56

    Random picture of some fags at the beach?

  6. Ballsnyc 08/18/2008 05:56

    The only thing that saves this is the half Nipple Brendumb!

  7. deathstick 08/18/2008 05:56

    El Kabong FTW!

     KABOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!! Right over the Grenier!

  8. someoneluvsu 08/18/2008 05:59

    HAHAHA, NICE GUITAR FAG

      

  9. Policia 08/18/2008 06:08

    Wow, what an entourage… unfortunately for him life doesn't imitate art.

  10. Seej 08/18/2008 06:37

    Much as I hate him for this terrible posing, the guitar thing does actually work.  Of course, I was only 18 at the time, pulling girls of the same age (i.e. girls who were easily ocnfused into thinking I was "sensitive"), NOT A GROWN-ASS MAN AND NOT A FUCKING CELEBRITY!!!  He's doing something very wrong if he needs a prop to get laid, especially with chicks who, while they're OK looking, aren't exactly up to the standards of tail in Hollywood.

  11. Seej 08/18/2008 06:38

    Ack, ^^ ocnfused confused

  12. Paleomiz 08/18/2008 06:48

    Here's that chicks breast by the way.  It's pretty awful too.

    *Goes to freezer, removes chicken cutlets for lunch*

  13. THE O.G. HATER 08/18/2008 06:54

    @Seej

    You needed a fucking guitar? All I needed was roofies.

  14. Vagitarian 08/18/2008 06:55

    I kind of like her breast.  But then I'd say that about any breast.  I mean, what's not to like?

  15. Seej 08/18/2008 06:58

    OG, I hid rohypnol inside the guitar.

  16. TW 08/18/2008 06:59

    Vag,

    Is it easy to see up women's skirts looking up the windows from your mom's basement?

  17. someoneluvsu 08/18/2008 07:01

    Wow, Dustin Diamond sure has a nice tan.

  18. digibal235 08/18/2008 07:26

    Is that even an adult guitar?

  19. ohmwrecker 08/18/2008 07:34

    If your going to be the douche that takes a guitar to the beach, it might as well be a shitty guitar.

  20. RonDogg 08/18/2008 07:48

    Who is dis?

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