08.11.2008 HAYDENS DAD IS A DICKHEAD - UPDATE

TMZ has a troubling story this morning claiming that Hayden Panettiere's dad has been arrested for alleged spousal abuse.  They say…

Alan Panettiere was arrested this morning on a felony count of domestic violence. He was popped after allegedly striking Lesley Panettiere in the face at around 3:00 AM today.  He is currently being held on $50,000 bail.

Holy crap.  Well there’s nothing funny about this.  Unless Alan was chasing Lesley around the kitchen and he took his belt off to hit her and then his pants fell down around his ankles.  I bet if that happened both people would stop and then there’d be this funny pause and then they’d both start laughing and forget what they were even fighting about.  When moments like that happen, I bet you’re all like, wow, life sure is funny sometimes.

DISRESPECTING UPDATE - Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Alan and Lesley Panettiere were at a party earlier in the evening. We're told Alan was upset because Lesley was "hanging" with someone at the shindig and he felt she was "disrespecting" him.  Sources say, according to Lesley's statement to Sheriffs, the couple went home, began arguing and he struck her in the cheek. We're told cops took pictures and there are visible marks.



(73) Comments

  1. tangocash00001 08/11/2008 06:22

    " i told you NO MUSTARD"

  2. bryce 08/11/2008 06:23

    What do you tell a woman with a black eye? Nothing. You’ve already told her once!

  3. Cantfeelmyface 08/11/2008 06:26

    I can't stress enough the ranch dressing

  4. Avatar 08/11/2008 06:27

    Must have been great growing up in that household of love and peace. I guarantee that Panettiere's "career" will self-destruct faster than you can say Fugly Desperate Chick with Baggage Poses for Playboy.

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/11/2008 06:28

    This guy's an amateur, you don't hit your wife in the face, that could leave a visible mark which can be used as proof.  Fill a tube sock with sand and whack her in the kidneys instead.  Sheesh.

  6. Paleomiz 08/11/2008 06:31

    Maybe if she stopped complaining about him crawling into Hayden's bed at night he wouldn't have had to smack the bitch

  7. ham sandwich 08/11/2008 06:35

    Too many posts too early! B–spread them out–like a Hollywood Harlot's gams.

    Spousal abuse isn't funny. Unless it's done in a funny way.

  8. tblaney6591 08/11/2008 06:39

    I don't condone domestic violence but I understand it.  It's called "not listening."

     

     

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com 

  9. WWBKD 08/11/2008 06:40

    wow - is that her mom?

  10. Mac-Daddy 08/11/2008 06:43

    I have no good comment about this…therefore….

    I'd Nail Hayden till she lost the ability to form complete sentences!

  11. Brandon103 08/11/2008 06:47

    Brendén should put up a link to the old photoshopped pic of Hayden topless on the beach. I can't find it    

  12. THE O.G. HATER 08/11/2008 06:51

    Fake Ass Lohans.

     

    In other news, Id bust a nut on Hayden's butt, since she likes the older dudes like Milo DildoMcdildoAnus or whatever that 70s greaser wop bastard's name is thats in my way.

  13. someoneluvsu 08/11/2008 06:57

    Alan was just upset that she didn't buy dolphin safe tuna. 

  14. RonDogg 08/11/2008 06:57

    He's just mad his 'daughter' is built like a 10 year old boy.

  15. MG Admirer 08/11/2008 07:05

    If he hit her and he says she deserved it, I say we take him at his word and find him not guilty.

     

  16. MG Admirer 08/11/2008 07:05

    What do  you say to a woman who has two black eyes?

    You should have listened the first time.

  17. thedudeabides 08/11/2008 07:05

    It seems particularly appropriate to note that "I'd hit it"

  18. Paleomiz 08/11/2008 07:08

    Hey–let's see how many times everyone can post the same joke! It'll be fun!

  19. Paparazzi Sniper 08/11/2008 07:11

    She probbly took the last bong load.  My ex used to hate it, when i took the last snap.  I dont see what the big deal was ….just go get some more.

  20. Smeg McMuffin 08/11/2008 07:23

    All these battered women, and here I've been eating mine plain.

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