
If you watch "Girls Next Door" on E!, you know that Holly Madisons entire life is based upon deluding herself into thinking Hugh Hefner is madly in love with her. He’s not; I think that’s pretty clear. And now the National Enquirer says that Hef is actually spending more and more time with the 2007 Ukrainian Playmate of the Year, Dasha Astafieva. He’s been seen at her photo shoots for the December issue of the American version (something he never does), and the two have even been seen on dates holding hands. The only way this could get any worse for Holly is if Dasha pushed her over a cliff and then ran her over with a car.
(her Ukrainian Playboy stuff and another set of nudes over here)


















Sorry. Looks like my ex so I will have to drop a Nyet! right here. Thanks.
Not too bad at all. If you squint she kinda looks like Evangeline Lily.
Wait–Hef going for a brunette with real tits? I call shenanigans
More like. Holly mother Russia!
Nice curves, you could probably hide Kate Bosworth in this gal's crotch.
Brunette, real breasts, a bit curvey… are we sure she's an actual Playmate?
Ooohhhh… Ukrainian. Doesn't count - Holly's cool, that's way more than just a different zip code.
Cannot be true. Proof?
Brunette.
Thighs.
I gotta say, natural looks all the way. Far sexier than any of those Bunny drones. Hot.
Ahhh… but what a Monday!
… and those pics totally make up for the dismal "Bosworth" and "A-AH!" posts earlier. This might indeed be a good week, after all.
Looks too much like my wife!
I'm supposed to want to be nailing "Variety" not look-a-likes!
What a nice way to start out the week
Why isn't hugh hefner dead yet?
You knew this was only a matter of time–if you've ever watched "Girl's Next Store" (I watch purely for sexy lingerie ideas, of course) Holly spends 90% of her time dropping hints that Hef should marry her. If I were a rich Playboy with an unending supply of pussy and Viagra, I can't think of anything more of a turnoff than a clingy Playmate.
I'd like to tickle her
ovarivories!The benefits of wealth cannot be overstated.
Paleo, that all depends on where the Playmate is clingy…go Kegel!!
eehhhh! In 50 years she will be old and fat….
I watch it, but unfortunately I don't know what's going on because I watch it on *MUTE*.
Nice big ol' farmgirl for Hef there… hope she doesn't fall on him.
Brings to mind classic 3CP1… "love you can find anywhere Yorgi, but does she have a plough" ?.