08.11.2008 HOLLY IS GOING TO KILL HERSELF

If you watch "Girls Next Door" on E!, you know that Holly Madisons entire life is based upon deluding herself into thinking Hugh Hefner is madly in love with her.  He’s not; I think that’s pretty clear.  And now the National Enquirer says that Hef is actually spending more and more time with the 2007 Ukrainian Playmate of the Year, Dasha Astafieva.  He’s been seen at her photo shoots for the December issue of the American version (something he never does), and the two have even been seen on dates holding hands.  The only way this could get any worse for Holly is if Dasha pushed her over a cliff and then ran her over with a car.

(her Ukrainian Playboy stuff and another set of nudes over here)




(84) Comments

  1. TW 08/11/2008 08:12

    Sorry. Looks like my ex so I will have to drop a Nyet! right here. Thanks.

  2. Topper (Harry) Harley 08/11/2008 08:13

    Not too bad at all. If you squint she kinda looks like Evangeline Lily.

  3. Paleomiz 08/11/2008 08:15

    Wait–Hef going for a brunette with real tits? I call shenanigans

  4. Evil Malcom Norris 08/11/2008 08:15

    More like. Holly mother Russia!

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/11/2008 08:16

    Nice curves, you could probably hide Kate Bosworth in this gal's crotch.

     

  6. Just the Tip 08/11/2008 08:16

    Brunette, real breasts, a bit curvey… are we sure she's an actual Playmate?

    Ooohhhh…  Ukrainian.  Doesn't count - Holly's cool, that's way more than just a different zip code.

  7. GenePoolParty 08/11/2008 08:16

    Cannot be true. Proof?

    Brunette.

    Thighs. 

  8. Avatar 08/11/2008 08:16

    I gotta say, natural looks all the way. Far sexier than any of those Bunny drones. Hot.

  9. Just the Tip 08/11/2008 08:17

    Ahhh… but what a Monday!

  10. Avatar 08/11/2008 08:19

    … and those pics totally make up for the dismal "Bosworth" and "A-AH!" posts earlier. This might indeed be a good week, after all.

  11. Mac-Daddy 08/11/2008 08:19

    Looks too much like my wife!

    I'm supposed to want to be nailing "Variety" not look-a-likes!

  12. thedudeabides 08/11/2008 08:19

    What a nice way to start out the week

  13. Bill03 08/11/2008 08:20

    Why isn't hugh hefner dead yet?

  14. Paleomiz 08/11/2008 08:20

    You knew this was only a matter of time–if you've ever watched "Girl's Next Store" (I watch purely for sexy lingerie ideas, of course) Holly spends 90% of her time dropping hints that Hef should marry her. If I were a rich Playboy with an unending supply of pussy and Viagra, I can't think of anything more of a turnoff than a clingy Playmate.

  15. Topper (Harry) Harley 08/11/2008 08:20

    I'd like to tickle her ovar ivories!

  16. Smeg McMuffin 08/11/2008 08:22

    The benefits of wealth cannot be overstated.

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 08/11/2008 08:23

    Paleo, that all depends on where the Playmate is clingy…go Kegel!!

  18. pepper 08/11/2008 08:23

    eehhhh!  In 50 years she will be old and fat….

     

  19. Cock of the Balthazar 08/11/2008 08:25

    I watch it, but unfortunately I don't know what's going on because I watch it on *MUTE*.

  20. Silverback 08/11/2008 08:26

    Nice big ol' farmgirl for Hef there… hope she doesn't fall on him.

    Brings to mind classic 3CP1… "love you can find anywhere Yorgi, but does she have a plough" ?. 

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