Holy Christ this is the most boring day ever. There is absolutely nothing good going on. This is what we're down to: Gary Dourdan from CSI hanging out near topless chicks on the beach in Spain. Last week he was partying with James Blunt and some other topless chicks. This is a bit of a downgrade, but he’s off the show now so what can you expect. By next year the best he can hope for is to watch a pillow fight through the window.
(picture source = inf daily)
What a fucking drag..
I usually hang out with naked chicks, but once they realize im there they usually call the cops. all the other times we have dirty sex, and I then I never call them, though I tell them that I will. What a scandal!
This lil' piece of Hollywood… Hef's backyard… DiCaprio's Boat… all very nice places to hang out.
no wonder dudes in the nba are jumpin' ship to play in europe
Looking at that photo I've came to conclusion that "one of these things is not like the other" - and I believe it's the black one.
Although I have been known to make mistakes before.
Heh… heh - this lil' bit of Spain… Spain. Again, I should really read the article.
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Brandon, this is not news!!! you want news? here you go
"… and in other news Pepper was found dead hanging in his bathroom with a dead hamster hangin out of his ass. Further investigation shows that he was attempting a dangerous form of masterbation where he would partially asphyxiate himself while inserting a hamster in a toilet paper tube directly into his ass. Pepper attempted his grasp for love for the last time in the confines of his bathroom so his mother wouldn't walk in on him again. No conclusive news on if the hamster was dead before he inserted it into his ass, but the scratch marks on his cheeks point toward a ghastly end for the hamster as well."
or how about
MPTW was promply arrested after attempting to give Yohnskull a reach-around. In what appears to be an asian underground gang debt, MPTW was quoted as saying, "I pay my debts damnit!" No news on why MPTW's pants were off at the same time.
or how about
"…Megan fox was recently caught trying to fit inside of a toilet paper tube in hopes that Pepper might mistake her for a hamster and shove her up his ass. Pepper, only noticing at the last second that it was not a hamster in the tube, told reporters that Megan was pretty and all, but he is not currently ready to stupe down to her level, as he is only accustomed to banging grade AAA+ ass."
All Spanish beaches features dozens of shit hot chicks topless, all gagging for it.
Bear this in mind as you sit on a beach surrounded by fatties in Myrtle Beach, SC, or obnoxious old men smoking noxious smelling cigars at the hotel pool in Vegas this summer…
They only topless chicks in S.F. are fucking dykes or smelly hippies.
BEHOLD A FINE FATHOM OF ASSHOLEDICKS, ROASTING IN THE SHITGOD SUN
LETS HOPE I CAN BREAK A 9 MINUTE MILE TONIGHT :(
All Spanish beaches features dozens of shitfaced English lager louts playin footie on the beach
hot chicks topless, and gagging for it.Bear this in mind as you sit on a beach surrounded by
fattiesATV's and 2stroke Quads in Myrtle Beach, SC, or obnoxious old men smoking noxious smelling cigars at the hotel pool in Vegas this summer…There, that's butter.
Go Crabbus…9 mins per mile
Penis,when it comes to ass, I'll take A, AA or AAA.
Crabbus, sorry dude, I can do a mile in under 6 minutes. And I'm 48…..
but that was 10 years ago,,,,,,
or as Penis would tell you, and Pepper did a 6 minute mile with a hampster up his ass……
or hamster