Jessica Biel was at a Whole Foods in LA last night, and maybe it’s an unflattering dress or just a trick of the light, but the pictures taken are leaving many to wonder if she might be pregnant. Like me, just now, for example. Remember in the headline when I just threw it out there that she might be pregnant? It’s unfounded and poorly thought out speculation like this that makes Tyler the website all of America is talking about.
(picture source, and by "source", I mean, "stolen from". "Source" kind of implies he knew this was happening and agreed to it, as opposed to me just hitting “command shift 4” and taking it, which is what happened = Just Jared)
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Either that or she needs to lay off the donuts. And sheesh, she looks like she has one foot in the grave in that picture as well.
Who is she? She was the annoying little bitch in Blade 3, wasn't she? Fuck me, she looks like a junkie on cold turkey? Sorry, but, bwaaa!
If it's true, then we can add another Hollywood hottie to the "Ruined List"
Who is the mother?
What's the Vegas line on whether Jessica or Eva Longoria will drop the sproglet first?
And what's the over under that a given infant winds up a bloody stain in a toilet bowl?
Doc, judging by how she looks, she can already be added to the list regardless.
Of course she's pregnant. All the celebs either are or were recently. Sheesh! Is this a new trend? Am I going to have to rethink the whole "not wanting to have kids" thing?
Her figure is not meant for an easy childbirth. So $100 bet that her ass is going to wind up looking like MG Admirer avatar
I think Jessica Biel is hot, but she looks like she use to be a man in this picture.
OMFG! She might be preggos?? Holy hell, let me just say zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jesus, Have they told Lilo that Sam is fooling around behind her back?
That Sam must have some cock!
Not that I have any interest in cocks or anything,just saying it, that's all…
i hope that one day pap smear typos her way into getting banned.
jessica biel may as well have a kid because she's lacking a career.
Maybe I wasn't paying attention in Biology class, but don't tits get bigger not flatter when a chick's got a bun in the oven?
also, how can Brend*n "steal" from someone on the celebuzz network?
If she is pregnant it ain't my fault. I've had a vasectomy. Jessica knew that up front before she ever let me put it in.
O-D-Doo-Da-Day can your little dick shoot sperm?
LOL
O-D-Doo-Da-Day can your little dick shoot sperm?
LOL
Seriously, pepper–whip out that enormous salami of yours