08.06.2008 JENNA JAMESON IS PREGNANT

Retired porn superstar Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with her boyfriend, UFC legend Tito Ortitz.  The NY Post says…

"She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything," said our source. "She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time." Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro.

It’s a little surprising that Jameson has never been pregnant before.  I guess cuming in a girls eye IS an effective form of birth control.  Suck on that, Catholic Church!

(90) Comments

  1. Peachy 08/06/2008 07:53

    Fist

  2. Slaappy got fingered 08/06/2008 07:53

    She probably should of waited on the Vaginoplasty surgery, as she going to need it again…

  3. Paleomiz 08/06/2008 07:53

    That's really sad, considering she used to look like this: http://tinyurl.com/3bly4q

  4. murraymaker 08/06/2008 07:55

    Why don't I think a natural child birth will be difficult for her?

  5. Observer 08/06/2008 07:55

    Wonder if she got pregnant using a dildo ….given that everything else on her and in her is also plastic?

  6. Tony Pepperoni 08/06/2008 07:56

    JJ and Nikki Cox are slowly looking exactly alike

  7. Pottz 08/06/2008 07:56

    I didn't think she could even have kids, I mean, is the vagina magically? No matter how many cocks and beatings it takes, it can still produce?

  8. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/06/2008 07:56

    That baby is going to look like an anorexic Quato.

  9. Dirty Hairy 08/06/2008 07:58

    This thing is going to come out looking like a mutated freak baby because she is such a candy ass piece of trash.

  10. Evil Malcom Norris 08/06/2008 07:58

    It’s a little surprising that Jameson has never been pregnant before

     

     Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina

     WTF?

  11. Slaappy got fingered 08/06/2008 07:58

    The kids going to be some sort of mutant coming through that skanked birth cannal

  12. Observer 08/06/2008 07:58

    Brend.on. wrote: 

    "She also once failed with in vitro"

    Failing "once" with in-vitro is about as rare as a teenage boy whacking off every night. 

  13. Slaappy got fingered 08/06/2008 07:59

    Dammit DH!

  14. Pottz 08/06/2008 07:59

    I wouldn't screw JJ's dick with smegs vagina!

  15. Cocksteady 08/06/2008 08:00

    Joke about Jenna having baby ducklings goes [HERE]

  16. Avatar 08/06/2008 08:01

    barf

  17. TheMissingMoleOfSJP 08/06/2008 08:01

    Oh my god that poor fetus will fucking curdle in there.

  18. Terrence Maddox 08/06/2008 08:01

    There's so much space in her vag, they'll have to tie it shut so the damn fetus doesn't fall out.

  19. Observer 08/06/2008 08:02

    One path to successful pregnancy is switching from anal to vaginal intercourse.

  20. LoRider 08/06/2008 08:02

    dat is womb is so polluted there's no way anything can grow inside.

     

    - Tony Montana

     

    Ride Lo

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