Brace yourself because Jennifer Aniston got dumped again. Despite rumors last week that they were looking to get married and have kids, John Mayer sent her bratty ass packing. Her getting dumped is like Groundhog Day at this point. The Mirror UK says…
Unlucky-in-love Jennifer Aniston has been dumped by her latest boyfriend, rock singer John Mayer.
It is yet more heartache for the gorgeous Friends star, who has been unable to find love again since her divorce from Brad Pitt four years ago.
"There's been a bit of tension for some time," says a source close to 30-year-old John. "They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn't seem to have worked.
"John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.
"Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.
"She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.
"Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she's simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken.
Hahahaha, you suck Jennifer Aniston. Why don’t you stammer and flip your hair some more. It’s so charming. Even that chick who cut off her husbands dick in his sleep got married again. Think about that.
but she's knocked up too…. single mom
Why didn't she just tell him he can't hang out with his friends anymore too? Sheesh, the smothering bitch.
Her poon must smell like garbage or something.
Joe Pike sucks my fat balls.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
just whip it's brains and i'll queef it out later
I'm not sure who the big winner in this sweepstakes is. Oh that's right, it's ME!
If Anniston (who is gorgeous by the way, Bre|\|D0|\| is a fag) would've just put her fabulous career on hold for a year or so and squeezed out a kid for Brad, we could have avoided all this. Maybe she doesn't think she'll snap back into shape. She's on her way to being Madonna pathetic.
Ride Lo
John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of crazy-ass, all-consuming, smothering, ball-and-chain commitment that Jennifer
deservedneeds like Amy Winehouse needs a fix.I object! John Mayer is NOT a rock singer, he is a fucking douche bag singer songwriter with an emo tattoo.
If you squint just a little, her position makes her look like a midget.
Die midget die!
What is wrong with this bitch, guys dont even want to stick around just to fuck her. Goodness thats pretty bad. She must have a rancid cunt or something, I dont want to know anymore.
He simply told Aniston to SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY
SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY
SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY
SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY
SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY
Untalented fag.
"It is yet more heartache for the gorgeous Friends star, who has been unable to find love again since her divorce from Brad Pitt four years ago."
Dear Mirror fag, nice work of poignant sarcasm
Are you sure that isn't 1980's David Hasselhoff in the pic?? John Mayer = GAY.
She can always go buy some African kids at a good price, and that might even attract Brad Pitt back…worked for Jolie.
re: peen pon penis chopping chick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt
and ……………… a pic of her now:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/06/25/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main4207517.shtml
Good idea, Smeg. IF she gets a whole bunch of little ones at once, then staying up all night feeding and changing diapers will rob her of any energy to expend on
any poor unspectingman.I'll take Jennifer any day of the week.
Better than that bag of bones Angelina.
I don't even think Pitt wanted her to squat one out… it might not have been pretty enough. Her surgically adjusted for Hollywood Greek grill doesn't seem to fit with his master plan for world domination.
He couldn't have pimped it out to OK Magazine for that 10 million me thinks.
here's a shitty singer that can gets tons of poon any day of the week, and Jen thinks its a good idea to seal the deal with a kid time table and career restrictions. sorry jen but cougars can't be too picky, time to head down to the local YMCA. lots of guys can hang around the house all day with your fat preggo ass.
She must be an incredulous ass. Seriously, if Amy Winehouse, Lorena Bobbitt, Liza Minelli or Maggie GyllenDogAss can land men, what the fuck is her problem?
And LiLo's the one that went dyke? Meet the next prime candidate!