JOSS STONE IS A BAD ASS

A London paper says today that Joss Stone headbutted her brother at a family baptism yesterday.  Oh that’s right.  The Mirror UK says…

The diva, 21, was to be godmother to half-brother Daniel Skillin's year-old son Louis but incensed her family by arriving 30 minutes late.She then refused to properly read out the church order of service – and as elderly relatives confronted her she branded them "old biddies".When ex-heroin addict and jailbird Daniel, 29, later quizzed her, she turned violent. One guest revealed: "She was absolutely furious and they had a full-blown argument. They were screaming at each other and the next thing, Joss headbutted him.

Let this be a warning to religious people everywhere: if Joss Stone wants to read stuff out of order, I would let her do it.  Just let her do it.  It's not worth getting killed over.