08.11.2008 KATE BOSWORTH NEEDS TO DO MORE OF THIS

When I say "more of this", I don’t mean lying on top of dudes (in this case her boyfriend James Rousseau), I just mean prancing around in a bikini, as she did this weekend in Malibu.  Although this bitch is still skinny as a rail.  Keep in mind the camera adds 10 pounds and yet she still looks like she spent the last six months behind barbed wire.  When I inevitably have sex with her, I’m gonna have to use a speculum just to get my penis inside her.

(more kate pictures over here




(38) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/11/2008 06:08

    That looks like a nice, finely manicured and maintained box she's got there.

  2. Paleomiz 08/11/2008 06:10

    Wow, that bikini top is kind of unnecessary–it's like putting a turtle in a suit of armor

  3. Jessica_Fangirl 08/11/2008 06:12

    She reminds me of that skeleton in the cartoons that you play the ribs of like a xylophone.  Only her forehead is much MUCH bigger and can crush soup cans. 

  4. tangocash00001 08/11/2008 06:13

    she doesn't really even need a bathing suit.  her body has all the allure and definition of a 1970's action figure.

  5. MG Admirer 08/11/2008 06:15

    Rich assortment of toe.  Thank you

  6. Mac-Daddy 08/11/2008 06:17

    I'll plow her ass like there is no tomorrow!

  7. bryce 08/11/2008 06:17

    I would hit that!

    But then I do masturbate to news reports of Ethiopian famines…

  8. Jury of Jerry Colonnas 08/11/2008 06:21

    Too creepy-skinny. Do not want.

  9. Slaappy got fingered 08/11/2008 06:21

    Olympic toe was much better this weekend…

  10. Homeslice 08/11/2008 06:22

    I like skinny women and even though I haven't a fucking clue who the hell she is, i'd leave her looking like a painters radio

  11. pepper 08/11/2008 06:23

    I see a clam, but where is the TOE?

  12. Paleomiz 08/11/2008 06:27

    I’m gonna have to use a speculum just to get my penis inside her.

    Just grease a shoe horn with some Crisco, baby–unless you have been unbanned from the local "Gynecologists-R-Us"

     

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  13. ham sandwich 08/11/2008 06:41

    Boy I bet Bernie Mac is pissed he missed this story. Where da white girls at?

  14. Burnsy 08/11/2008 06:44

    Jeans at the beach. Hipsters are so cool.

  15. Sgt. Dickweed 08/11/2008 06:45

    I imagine while boning her, my hips thrusting against her ass (if you're gonna call it that) would produce some kinda metal sound. Just like if you slam your dick against an iron bucket from olden times. Which would prbly creep me out. I need more cushion for the push'n. Kim K. all the way. Srsly, i'd be afraid that Bosworth bitch might just break in two from those hard hitting thrusts of my delightful weewee

  16. Smeg McMuffin 08/11/2008 07:20

    The pregnant midget in pic 6 has a better ass the Kate.

  17. Terrence Maddox 08/11/2008 07:22

    Is it just me, or has she gained about 30 pounds?

  18. Rick (with a silent P) 08/11/2008 07:33

    It's truly a shame when Jim Carrey fills out a woman's swimsuit better than a supposedly real woman…at least the "heroin-chic" models actually had heroin addiction to blame for their death camp looks…

  19. Frankly, Scarlett 08/11/2008 07:33

    In the banner pic she looks like a praying mantis about to eat his head. But she probably wouldn't since it has too many calories.

  20. TW 08/11/2008 07:37

    TengoWood to Kate Bosworth:

    "Settle down, fatty!"

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