Sexy reader Marianne stopped being sexy long enough to sexily type a sexy email with Katy Perry’s freshman yearbook pic. Apparently they went to school together, but then Katy left to record her Christian album in Nashville. Katy was kind of hot. She doesn’t look like a freshman at all, although high school freshman today look way older than they really are. Why can't the prosecutors in my case understand that?
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Not bad.
Between this and Doc's pic yesterday I'm starting to worry that to police are gonna be breaking down my door soon.
Somewhere in a middle American basement, poster Perry wipes the Cheetos dust from his neckbeard, feverishly F5s, and hopes he can type "first". That half the time he is wrong does not deter him from his pursuit of internet douchebaggery
Cute. Although today is the first I've ever heard anything about this broad, I'm very encouraged with what I've seen thus far. I hope to learn more about her in the near future including but not limited to seeing some paparazzi pussy shots.
she looks the same. just different hair and with makeup.
id love a night with either version.
SEXY TITTYBITCH COCKASS! CREATE A HOLY BONER BATMAN
That's her "I'm wearing my biggest butt-plug" smile.
Doc, what makes putting first or fist a big deal. Really please explain, I mean it is like saying " I'd hit it. That being said I'd tap it.
Just say "I'd hit it first" and you're covered.
Wait…who's Marianne??
Doc, it's not Cheetos dust, it's Cheetle.
Katy Perry was hot then, is hot now, and will be hot tomorrow. I'd like to get her to put those lips on my cherry chapstick.
Right, I'm all spanked out and it's the weekend now over here. I'm off to go get drunk and probably get slapped in the face (again). See you Monday Durdenites!
MOM, I hit it first with my fist. Is that better?
who is kate perry?
fap, fap, fap
Doc, what makes putting first or fist a big deal. Really please explain
It's a threadshit, it contributes nothing, and it brings us down to the level of Perez Hilton. Not to mention it is really fucking stupid, and "I'd hit it" is on par. If you have nothing creative to say, lurk.
Hot, very hot, and very classy.
Class is defined by the personal relations of my member to the means of reproduction. Oooh Katy, you have been a naughty capitalist.
Pepper, ask your kid old man.