Yesterday E! reported that Lindsay Lohans GF Samantha Ronson was in talks to write her biography, a plan that didn’t sit too well with Lindsay's dad.
"I've shut up about this long enough," Michael said. "She's using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest."
To which Lindsay replied:
“He’s out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love."
And now Samantha has chimed in as well, writing this on her myspace:
SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied
i really don't want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay's life- i'm just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i'm not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it's safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?
Eh, whatever. These whores are getting boring fast, and Lindsay is ugly now so I kind of don’t even care. What I do care about is that someone took all the vanilla at Starbucks this morning. Damn you! A pox on the scoundrel who took my precious vanilla!
DONT HATe me caue im first
hate me because it the thing to do.
how can you write a biography at 22?
Mmmm…yea, still not funny.
She's 22 and getting a biography? I could do that:
Was in a lot of shitty movies, has crazy, controlling parents, took a lot of drugs and dick and now eats pussy and is already a washed up wanna-be dyke.
There, I just saved you the trouble of reading her biography.
i love that pic it looks like sam is practicing her fisting technique for lindsay later on.
now if you look at sams right hand… she's practicing her FISTING maneuvers for lindsay - i'd read about that
oh c'mon JIMBONE!!! YA bastard!
ZZZzzz…
Hahahaha! That pose on Sam is priceless. Looks like she's having illicit fantasies about what she'll be doing to Li-Ho later.
Dear Diary,
I still have not taken a shower and Lindney likes how my "Who Who" smells.
When asked by the papparazzi how far her fist fits up LiHo's snatch, Sam posed and responded "This far, but her ass is another story."
Pap, your time is up here. We gave you a chance, but you're really just worthless. Hopefully your impending ban won't send you further over the edge
There should be a thought bubble over Sam's head that reads: Lick the clit and split that shit! Mmmm hmmm.
Sam and Lilo should get the noble prize in medicine for proving that ugly is contagious via bodily fluid absorbed through the pores of the nose.
If you took off Sam's shirt, you'd find 2 arrows that say "insert breasts here"
Sam "So you're saying I need to push this all the way in and lick?"
Sam: Two in the where?
Hohan: No, four!
Chapter 12:
I was trying to go down on Lindsay the other day and my awesome hat got stuck in the canyon that is her vagina. Oh yeah, and I found a used condom down there too, I'm not sure that she's a lesbo like me. Oh well, I'm gonna go play some Chemical Brothers now. The end.
am i the only one that finds it unlikely ronson will be there "always" after lindsay dumps her ass for some eighteen inch cock in like two months?