08.29.2008 MADONNA IS A LUNATIC

God only knows why, but Madonna wore little more than some black Nike Shox and a bathrobe that said "Dancing Queen" on the back as she went through security at Schoenefeld airport in Berlin, Germany last night.  Do you have to go through security if you’re on a private plane?  I guess you do because there’s no way her bourgeois ass rode commercial.  Not even up front with the rest of the aristocracy.   Unless she bought every seat, which seems like something she would do.  As I write this, it’s dawning on me for the first time, that I hate every single thing this check has done for the past 10 years.


(34) Comments

  1. djtechsys 08/29/2008 11:19

     

  2. cheese 08/29/2008 11:21

    I still do her. Oh yeah! Take it Madge! Take it!

  3. djtechsys 08/29/2008 11:24

    her and diddy on a flight together… i think i would let some hadjis on that flight.

    the need of the many outweigh the safety of a few on a plane.

     

    just like everything else, diddy would 'sample' the "let's roll" and dance with madge until they blew the plane up.

  4. djtechsys 08/29/2008 11:25

    maybe this is a walk of shame….?

  5. bryce 08/29/2008 11:25

    This check? This spell check maybe…

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 08/29/2008 11:25

    hey…at least that getup allows for easy access for cavity searches…

  7. Baphomet 08/29/2008 11:25

    The last album was a legendary piece of art, just like the The Ray of Light.

    Her current album just sucks dick like all rap music.

  8. BuddyGroove 08/29/2008 11:27

    Madonna was only good back in the 80's and early 90's when she was a whore.

  9. Tito's Abdomen 08/29/2008 11:27

    And look at all that commotion she causes. There is … nobody.

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 08/29/2008 11:28

    "Madonna was only good back in the 80's and early 90's when she was a better looking whore."

    FIXED! 

  11. ososexilexi 08/29/2008 11:30

    What you don't get to see: The 17 illegal Latino male & female sex slaves she had bathed & waiting to satisfy her every twisted whim of desire while en route to her destination.

    It must be nice to be filthy & rich.

  12. TW 08/29/2008 11:36

    what is she, Jimmy "The Chin" Gigante???

  13. The Fried Man 08/29/2008 11:40

    She's from Czechoslovakia?  I thought she was Italian.  Either way, I fcking hate Madonna too.  If there was ever a person who should be drawn and quarter with parts of her body being displayed at the four corners of England it is this elitist, whore of a pop star.  I have as much of a sense of entitlement as the next American, but this chick brings it to a whole new level.  I'd like to strangle her with a little red piece of string.

     

    Wow…I'm angry today.  Must be the fact that my balls are as blue as a Smurf's.  

  14. ham sandwich 08/29/2008 11:44

    She's a slav alright.  Imagine the discipline you would need to be seated next to this hoss and not stab her to death with the plastic fork you get with your meal.

  15. Tito's Abdomen 08/29/2008 11:52

    my balls are as blue as a Smurf's. 

    Go see Doctor Smurf then.

  16. Bulb 08/29/2008 12:08

    And what costume shall the poor girl wear
    To all tomorrow's parties?

  17. BuddyGroove 08/29/2008 12:21

    Thanks Rick. Good fix.

  18. mooky 08/29/2008 12:33

    i heard she boils the fat of african babies to make a potion to keep her 'young' looking. since there is very little fat on a african baby, that is why she is a withered old hag.

    just my thoughts 

  19. mattrb04 08/29/2008 12:52

    Bitch is crazy

  20. Hard worker 08/29/2008 15:54

    If any husband deserves a free pass to become a "sex addict", Guy Ritchie does. 

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