Madonna’s spokesperson says today that there is no truth to the rumor that Madonna is in the process of adopting a little girl from the African nation of Malawi, despite reports from the British press, who quote sources inside the Malawi government and members of the child’s family. Reuters says…
Spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg called the report ''completely inaccurate''. ''None of that is accurate,'' said Rosenberg, who acts as Madonna's chief spokeswoman at her Warner Records music label.
''She has not adopted a child,'' Rosenberg told Reuters.
''She went on a private visit to Malawi … to participate in the building of an orphanage and several other initiatives that are all under the auspices of an organization called Raising Malawi.''
Actually that statement is from two years ago, and it came while Madonna was adopting Davie Banda. Yesterday she told Us, "Madonna has not made an attempt to adopt this baby earlier this year or now". This is the problem with lying your ass off constantly. Or maybe Liz is just completely out of the loop. In which case she shouldn’t be the spokesperson. Do we have any proof she really is Madonna’s spokesperson? It doesn't sound like they’ve ever even met.
What a tranny
I'd like to be Madonna's spokeperson for like an hour, just long enough to publicly call her a cunt on behalf of her "organization". Think I'll get any vacation time?
She is pretty scary looking, is it physically possible to get a reverse boner?
She must have found another source for harvesting organs.
Why doesn't she just adopt a cat or something?
She already neglects her own children. She should have Lourdes taken away from her for that horrifying unibrow.
Why doesn't she just adopt a cat or something?
Cat hoarding is for poor people
I am building an orphanage for big breasted nymphomaniacs in my garage.
I am building an orphanage for big breasted nymphomaniacs in my garage.
Damn, now I have to kill my parents
Love the new avi there Doc.
And I feel I should apologise; Liz Rosenberg is actually my spokeswoman and she is in fact entirely accurate. I have not been seeking to adopt any children, either home-grown or foreign, nor have I visited Malawi, nor am I even entirely sure where Malawi is. Somewhere in France maybe?
Liz gets me and Madge confused sometimes because both of us are so muscular and manly. Hope that clears up the confusion.
Damn, now I have to kill my parents.
That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Ever get that sweet AIM app? Or is your computer still powered by gerbils on a treadmill?
it'd be awesome if we could use less horrific pictures of madonna…. skeletor up there scares the shit out of me
nevermind they're all horrific - the bitch has scared me since the 80's
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Doc,
Check your messages. I tried five fucking times! It was horrible.
I have no messages other than pleas to come to LA and let me be skullfucked. Must be a slow day
Oh Yeah, sorry about those. I got distracted.
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Is this thing working?
why does she have arms like a cornerback?