MADONNA WANTS TO BUY MORE KIDS

The Sun UK has pictures today of a little girl who will reportedly be adopted by Madonna in the next few days.   The little girls name is Mercy James.  She is three years old and she lives in Malawi, the same country as Madonna’s adopted son, Davie  (this is her. on the left).  The Sun says…

Malawian adoption minister Penstone Kilembe said: “Madonna’s representatives have been visiting the girl. The adoption is now advanced — all the government is waiting for is Madonna to forward the petition of adoption formalities. “Then Mercy will be able to leave the country for a new life.”However, the girl’s gran Lucy Chekechiwa, 60, said she has been asked repeatedly by officials if Mercy could be adopted by an “unidentified foreign family” — but was firmly against it.Speaking from her village in Zomba District, Lucy said: “Twice I have told the adoption people that I do not want Mercy to go outside the country.  But they keep on at us. Now they say that Mercy will be leaving us, but can return at age 18.”

Well no kidding she's against it.  Just look at Madonna.  I don’t know anything about Malawi but I bet they have legends about monsters stealing their babies, and I bet those monsters are white and rich and veiny.  Madonna might as well wear a lion’s head and walk on all fours in the dead of night, announcing her intentions with a haunting cry that cuts through the darkness, when she comes to take their babies.  But of course she should take their babies.  As many as she can.  Madonna might be an egomaniac but Africa sucks ass.  Unless you’re ranking places by their alien-like diseases and genocidal madmen, in which case Africa is number 1.  This kid will be much better off in Madonna’s London mansion, with access to the best of everything.  Fuck, she could take their President and he’d be better off too.