08.13.2008 MARIAH CAREY FORGOT SOMETHING

Since the dawn of time, man has yearned too see Mariah Careys giant breasts, and now, thanks to the miracle of photography and her time on a Snoop video, we're as close as we have ever been.  What an age is this, where new miracles happen everyday.

(more pictures over here)


(56) Comments

  1. Sam Ronson's Hat 08/13/2008 08:37

    Grab the lifejackets and coolers…here comes the motorboat!

  2. Jayms 08/13/2008 08:37

    Gah, I never did like this chick.  I guess her body is alright, though.

  3. JC 08/13/2008 08:38

    I'll look for X-ray shops of these.

  4. Joliet Jake 08/13/2008 08:41

    I would fuck this whore senseless.

  5. DocTroy 08/13/2008 08:41

    pretentious cunt never met a mirror she didn't like   

  6. kryptonic 08/13/2008 08:41

    I assumed you meant her dignity and self-respect when I read the post title, but after reading I know that I was right.

  7. Paleomiz 08/13/2008 08:42

    The thing with this chick is, you can never tell when she's airbrushed into yummy goodness and when she's not–one day she looks like this, the next day some magazine has a picture of her looking like fried ass with the caption, "Shocking Mariah weight gain!" If I had a penis, it would be very confused.

  8. Seej 08/13/2008 08:42

    She's as crazy as Anniston, as high-maintainance, her vag has probably been used even more, and they're only a year apart in age, so why is it I'd fuck Mariah until the police pulled me off her, and I'd be scared to even be in the same room as Anniston for too long?  I just can't work it out.

  9. man bear pig 08/13/2008 08:43

    I'd liked her better when she was full blown crazy. I bet she was better in bed then too.

  10. Brandon103 08/13/2008 08:44

    this broad is bat-shit bonkers and crazy bitches seem to be attracted to me… so maybe i have a shot? but i'm white, so it seriously hurts my chances 

  11. Misty_Kasumi 08/13/2008 08:44

    I liked her so much more early in her career when she had the girl next door image going, instead of the overpriced call girl look. Putting it all out there like that all the time just screams desperation. Either way, I still love her songs.

  12. DocTroy 08/13/2008 08:44

    stupid pictures.  all those angles and not a glimpse of a titty.  the only thing she'd get from me is the chili dog.

  13. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/13/2008 08:45

    Does she ever wear anything other than clothes two sizes to small for her?  Mind you I'm not complaining as she gives me quite the impressive boner but still…

  14. Ana L. Juice 08/13/2008 08:46

    I'd slap those tits silly.  Silly, I say!!

  15. BE Earl 08/13/2008 08:47

    Very weird that no one has naked pics of this whore anywhere. 

     She must have the same lawyers as the Church of Scientology.

  16. Evil Malcom Norris 08/13/2008 08:48

    fo'shizzle ma tizzles

  17. tangocash00001 08/13/2008 08:49

    introducing the new chairman of Mensa

  18. Evil Malcom Norris 08/13/2008 08:53

    How old is this chocolate vessel?

  19. Topper (Harry) Harley 08/13/2008 08:54

    Makes me want to kill Nick Cannon and put on some blackface…

    So a regular Wednesday. 

  20. Tyler02 08/13/2008 08:59

    I bet she is GD FILTHY in the bedroom…

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