Mark Wahlberg is a mumbly jackass, but even I admit the new trailer for "Max Payne" looks cool. More movies like this should use ice and snow. Blood is really striking when you see it on ice and snow. As my Finnish enemies know all too well, HI-YA!
Bonus: if you’re like me your trailer will be preceded by an ad for the Tampax Pearl. The marketers did a good job targeting their demographic. Tampons and violent game based movies, those audiences go hand in hand!
Blood is also striking when you wake up in a pool of it next to a 19 year old asian hooker…just sayin'
looks cool
anything's cool with valkyries flying and a marilyn manson song playing.
Pepper having sex is cool if that's going on around it.
Brend*n - LiLo's pawpaw is DEAD and you post about marky mark?
i can't tell if you are gay, bored, or boringly gay
Halo-III - Starring Will Smiff (brought to you by Massengill)
""Tampons and violent game based movies,
those audiences go hand in hand!both know how to handle bloodshed!"FIXED!
I started to get a bone, then Mila Kuntless showed up.
dj - We get it - you're on it. She lost her dear ol' Paw Paw (I call my gramps that! Hey, I have something in common with LiLo! Where's my post?).
Marky Mark is killing people & blowing up shit. Cool. Anybody ever see The Big Hit?! Back before Christina Applegate lost her boobs. Fun flic.
If it weren't for Tampax, what would midgets use for torches?
Marky Mark (Ha. He hates it when people call him that),
He filmed some bullshit movie three blocks from my job this time last year and bitches were lining up for miles around to scream his name in the pouring rain, hoping to catch a glimpse of him. It was frighteningly pathetic. Our local news interviewed the motley crew that turned out and it was, by far, one of the funniest white trash blooper reels I've ever had the (completely smoked out and giddy) pleasure of witnessing.
Then, Christmas rolled around and I happened to be at a party where a girl was flossin' hardcore with her "pictures taken with Mark Wahlberg". She couldn't stop bragging about how cool it was that she was there that day in the pouring rain. I was a smugly amused son of a bitch that night, you can be assured.
In short, thanks, Marky Mark. It's a comic memory that I'll cherish until the day I die.
So, they ripped off the bourne identity, fallen, se7en, Die hard, constantine. Am I missing any?
Brenda said: "Bonus: if you’re like me your trailer will be preceded by an ad for the Tampax Pearl. The marketers did a good job targeting their demographic."
B, they targeted you, directly, and no, we're not like you
Hey if you bleed, you're in need
they didn't rip off anything, max payne is a computer game. the valkyries flying around are the side effects of a drug that plays a prominent role in the story
mila kunis is hot when she's not talking - once she speaks i see meg griffin
I have played max payne on occasion strider, a lot of that trailer just looks a lot like other trailers in recent years
So, they ripped off the bourne identity, fallen, se7en, Die hard, constantine. Am I missing any?
End of Days
Max Payne?
here's your max pain:
Yeah
Can you feel it baby
I can too
Come on swing it [4 times]
1-2-3 - Now we come to the pay off
It's such a good vibration
It's such a sweet sensation [2 times]
Yo! It's about that time
To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme
I'm a get mine so get yours
I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores
On the house tip is how I'm swingin' this
Strictly Hip-Hop boy, I ain't singin' this
Bringing this to the entire nation
Black, white, red, brown
Feel the vibration
Come on come on
Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration
(Chorus)
Vibrations good like Sunkist
Many wanna know who done this
Marky Mark and I'm here to move you
Rhymes will groove you
And I'm here to prove to you
That we can party on the positiive side
And pump posititve vibes
So come along for the ride
Making you feel the rhythm is my occupation
So feel the vibration
Come on come on
Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration
(Chorus)
Donnie D break it down
Donnie D's on the back up
Drug free, so put the crack up
No need for speed
I'm the anti D-R-U-G-G-I-E my
Body is healthy
My rhymes make me wealthy
And the Funky Bunch helps me
To bring you a show with no intoxication
Come on feel the vibration
Yeah
Can you feel it baby
I can too
(Chorus)
Now the time has come for you to get up
The rest had you fed up but Yo, I won't let up
On the rhythm and rhyme that's designed to
Make your behind move to what I'm inclinced to
Pure Hip Hop, no sell out
If you ain't in it to win it
Then get the hell out
I command you to dance
I wanna see motivation
Come on now feel the vibration
{Piano solo}
It's such a good vibration
Come on come on come on
It's such a sweet sensation
Feel it feel it
(Chorus)
{Piano - out}
It's such a good vibration
Come on come on come on
It's such a sweet sensation
Feel it feel it
(Chorus)
{Piano - out}
True Brandon, and Meg cant possibly match up to Lois
Well, there is the obvious blood connection with the tampon ad. View it as a metaphor. White snow/blood white cotton/blood
Though I do proudly display my blood wings.