08.28.2008 MYSPACE FIGHT!

If you received a note from someone and the first sentence of that note said…

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that's what i have believed my whole life- don't be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world-

Where would you assume you would have found that note?  Is the answer, a) in your email.  B) in your mailbox.  C) on their public myspace.   Keep in mind Lindsay Lohan is the one who wrote the note.  And it was to her dad.  Hey guess what…

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I'm not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.

I admire Lindsays discretion.  She really took the highroad, but will her dad get the hint?  She should probably get one of those plane banners to say MICHAEL LOHAN SUCKS to fly by the beach just in case.

(238) Comments

  1. Terrence Maddox 08/28/2008 11:09

    Dear Dad,

    Samantha is going to FIST me. 

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/28/2008 11:10

    I'm surprised she didn't call him a doodyhead while she was at it.

  3. djtechsys 08/28/2008 11:13

    Dummy LiRoth info is getting has been boring

  4. scum 08/28/2008 11:13

    What is the male equal of a fag hag? because B has to be one to post this shit all the time.

  5. rossipsu1 08/28/2008 11:23

    I love the irony of telling someone to "say it to my face" in a blog on your myspace page. 

  6. Bulb 08/28/2008 11:26

    Lohan got the fist first

  7. Terrence Maddox 08/28/2008 11:29

    That banner pic makes me believe that Samantha's hat has a wig sewn in it, and she's really a bald dude in his late forties.

  8. Tito's Abdomen 08/28/2008 11:31

    After some serious thought it has become clear to me that LiLo has to be put under the conservatorship  of her father. That would probably be best and it worked for that other crazy bitch.

  9. Emmalee 08/28/2008 11:31

    This most definitely makes sense!  I mean, it's not her MOTHER that has a reality show.  And it's not as though very fewe even KNEW there was a "Samantha Ronson" before she was linked to LiHo.

  10. LuckyBastard 08/28/2008 11:33

    This is further proof that Lindsay only turned to Sam looking for a father figure.

  11. ohmwrecker 08/28/2008 11:34

    LiHo is currently listening to her own cd.

  12. Tito's Abdomen 08/28/2008 11:36

    She has a cd out??

  13. ohmwrecker 08/28/2008 11:37

    Apparently so.

  14. Tito's Abdomen 08/28/2008 11:37

    Fuck me, she has two Cds out…

    I never knew. 

  15. scum 08/28/2008 11:42

    <<<<<<<<<< That Sam sure has some balls.

  16. Chunk 08/28/2008 11:44

    everytime i see that hat i just wanna kick somebody in the balls.

  17. LuckyBastard 08/28/2008 11:44

    This poor man has been standing behind his ungrateful daughter for years, of course he did have her bent over while screaming “Who’s your DADDY”

  18. Paleomiz 08/28/2008 11:48

    If I got that piece of crap in my myspace box, I'd immediately:

    1. Delete it
    2. Block the user
    3. Track it down and punch it in the cunt
  19. Raised in Arizona 08/28/2008 11:53

    Lilo's Dad is jealous because Sam's dick hangs lower and has more girth.

  20. Rick (with a silent P) 08/28/2008 11:54

    "If I got that piece of crap in my myspace box, I'd immediately:

    1. Delete it
    2. Block the user
    3. Track it down and punch it in the cunt"

    Suddenly Casey Anthony and Susan Smith seem to have the right idea regarding child-rearing…what? too soon?…

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