08.11.2008 NO FATTIES

George Clooney seemed almost bemused when a female fan waddled in front of his bike while on a ride through Portofino, Italy today.  He didn’t stop, of course, because she’s unattractive.  I do the same thing.  I'm surprisingly helpful and courteous when girls are super hot however.  Especially on the road, although you do need to be made aware of my "ass, gas or grass" policy.

(picture source = bauer griffin)




(56) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/11/2008 09:04

    I wouldn't stop either, I hear fat people's breath can give you AIDS.

  2. Danimal 08/11/2008 09:05

    first first!!

  3. thedudeabides 08/11/2008 09:05

    Least he didn't run her over

  4. Danimal 08/11/2008 09:05

    dammit!! robbbbbbed!

  5. Paleomiz 08/11/2008 09:06

    STOP! SLEDGEHAMMERTIME

  6. ham sandwich 08/11/2008 09:07

    Lardo

  7. thedudeabides 08/11/2008 09:08

    It really is great to go on those long country rides where the animals wander across the road.  I've had it happen to me with sheep in Ireland and cattle here in Texas.  I didn't know Water Buffalo were such a big thing in Italy though

  8. Joliet Jake 08/11/2008 09:08

    Eat shit and die, Danimal.

  9. thedudeabides 08/11/2008 09:09

    If he were a gentleman he would have stopped and let her blow him

  10. Danimal 08/11/2008 09:09

    can we get a picture of that fattie pitching herself off the edge of the cliff afterwards?

  11. Paleomiz 08/11/2008 09:10

    you do need to be made aware of my "ass, gas or grass" policy.

    Does getting naked and farting over a plate of sensimilla count?

  12. ham sandwich 08/11/2008 09:11

    Danimal, no one gives two craps. Go to perez or some other loser site.

    Caption: "Here comes the greaseball!"

  13. Joe04 08/11/2008 09:12

    George Clooney is such a douche. He talks about how important the environment, eing a big smug lib, and then he rides that?

  14. ohmwrecker 08/11/2008 09:12

    The fact that she is on the better part of her sixth decade on the planet and had no teeth is probably a bigger deterrent than how fat she is.

    If she were young, pretty and fat, she would have a facefull  of Clooney's balls right now. You know Clooney goes hoggin'. 

  15. Seej 08/11/2008 09:13

    If he was a real biker he would've punched her in the ovaries.  Just like Fonzie used to do to Pinky Tuscadero.  That's how she knew she was his woman.

  16. Topper (Harry) Harley 08/11/2008 09:14

    George looks really broken up over The Mac.

  17. TW 08/11/2008 09:16

    Looks like she's trying to flag him down with a box of Marlboro Reds.
    That only worked in Pre-Fall-of-the-Berlin-Wall USSR.

  18. Mac-Daddy 08/11/2008 09:16

    lmao @ seej

    Fatty's make the world seem overcrowded, because they take up the space of at least 2 people!

  19. MG Admirer 08/11/2008 09:27

    She looks like one of the two fatties that Benny Hill made off with in the original version of The Italian Job movie.

     

    Mr Bridger wouldn't have appreciated that in the slightest, I hesitate to add. 

  20. Evil Malcom Norris 08/11/2008 09:31

    WTF! Who rides that kind of motorbike? Fat kid molesters?

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