George Clooney seemed almost bemused when a female fan waddled in front of his bike while on a ride through Portofino, Italy today. He didn’t stop, of course, because she’s unattractive. I do the same thing. I'm surprisingly helpful and courteous when girls are super hot however. Especially on the road, although you do need to be made aware of my "ass, gas or grass" policy.
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I wouldn't stop either, I hear fat people's breath can give you AIDS.
first first!!
Least he didn't run her over
dammit!! robbbbbbed!
STOP! SLEDGEHAMMERTIME
Lardo
It really is great to go on those long country rides where the animals wander across the road. I've had it happen to me with sheep in Ireland and cattle here in Texas. I didn't know Water Buffalo were such a big thing in Italy though
Eat shit and die, Danimal.
If he were a gentleman he would have stopped and let her blow him
can we get a picture of that fattie pitching herself off the edge of the cliff afterwards?
you do need to be made aware of my "ass, gas or grass" policy.
Does getting naked and farting over a plate of sensimilla count?
Danimal, no one gives two craps. Go to perez or some other loser site.
Caption: "Here comes the greaseball!"
George Clooney is such a douche. He talks about how important the environment, eing a big smug lib, and then he rides that?
The fact that she is on the better part of her sixth decade on the planet and had no teeth is probably a bigger deterrent than how fat she is.
If she were young, pretty and fat, she would have a facefull of Clooney's balls right now. You know Clooney goes hoggin'.
If he was a real biker he would've punched her in the ovaries. Just like Fonzie used to do to Pinky Tuscadero. That's how she knew she was his woman.
George looks really broken up over The Mac.
Looks like she's trying to flag him down with a box of Marlboro Reds.
That only worked in Pre-Fall-of-the-Berlin-Wall USSR.
lmao @ seej
Fatty's make the world seem overcrowded, because they take up the space of at least 2 people!
She looks like one of the two fatties that Benny Hill made off with in the original version of The Italian Job movie.
Mr Bridger wouldn't have appreciated that in the slightest, I hesitate to add.
WTF! Who rides that kind of motorbike? Fat kid molesters?