Katie Holmes is just beginning her first run on Broadway in the Author Miller play, "All My Sons". It stars John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest, Patrick Wilson and Katie, and it’s about a guy selling defective plane parts in WWII, yet for some reason Katie is the one getting blamed for poor ticket sales. MSNBC says…
One needs to look no further than the successes of “A Chorus Line” and “Spamalot” for proof that celebrities sell Broadway tickets, but in the case of “All My Sons,” that rule might not necessarily apply.
Ticket sales for the show, which stars Katie Holmes and Patrick Wilson, are thus far “definitely off from what the production hoped,” according to a source close to “Sons.” It’s hard to know what exactly is to blame.
“You can’t say it’s the economy,” says the source, “because there are shows, like ‘Mamma Mia’ that are selling out.” One possibility bandied about is that audiences are too nostalgic for Holmes’ “Dawson’s Creek” persona to clamor for tickets. “It’s not that Katie’s bad in the part. She’s good enough. The producers are just getting the feeling people still want to view Katie as sweet little Joey Potter.”
WTF are they talking about? It’s a drama about dead kids and romance and airplane parts. This shit is boring, that’s not Katie’s fault. Put her in a play called "Tits Ahoy" if you wanna sell some tickets.
Rack or it sucks
The face only a Thetan could love?
Tits ahoi may not work on Katie
The kids fucken' love Arthur Miller. Katie should be ashamed.
That face screams, "I'm wearing Chanel and you smell like the English Channel!"
It's certainly not the economy - it must be the fact that NoPhuckingBody in the world gives a rat's ass about K.T. Lang. What's that bitch done since "Constant Craving" anyway?
Ride Lo
She's not even a woman anymore as her snatch has been turned into an Uber-Scientologist Creation Unit by that crazy dwarf husband of hers.
Maybe it's because they know she's one of the crappiest actresses in the world and her only claim to fame is the fact she let herself get impregnated by Tom Cruise? Could be don't you think? Maybe?
Airplane parts, You mean the same airplanes that Xenu flew to destroy the Thetans? I would take that very seriously. Maybe she thinks she is reenacting a documentary?
Tits AHoy, now there is a show that will make me go to Broadway. As long as I get to be center first row . I would put that dude Gallagher to be the lead. They will need to give us plastic sheets to cover our asses from all the milk.
"…The producers are just getting the feeling people still want to view Katie as sweet little Joey Potter.”
Sooo… Broadway types are just as outta touch as Hollywood. For entertainment from now on, I guess I really do need to pick up… uhhh… one of them… uhh… whatta they called?
Books.
I'd go see Tits Ahoy!
Wait… didn't we just host our own "Tits Ahoy" here the other day? Shit, was that yesterday? Uhhh… Wednesday? What the hell is today?
his name is Robert Paulson
Maybe she thinks she is reenacting a documentary? – awesome
ZOLMFLOG..
I think Tits Ahoy is playing out by the airport (every airport). Time for the lunch buffet.
Katie Holmes wasn't even sexy when she was getting plowed by Aaron Eckhart in "Thank You for Smoking." Her only appeal now is morbid curiosity, as in when she'll get a divorce by self-inflicted gunshot wound.
<———-today is another Tits Ahoy day….yeah
penistits….sorry got carried away.The look on her face has to mean: "I really screwed up my entire life, reputation, career, and gene pool, haven't I? And I did it in front of the entire planet, didn't I?"
Yes Katie. Yes you did. On all counts.
With John Lithgow in the mix & Katie catching the blame, maybe they should toss ol' Little Tom Thumb in the Alf costume and cast him as a mechanic or something.
I'd go see that.
If I was already in NYC.
Had not a damn thing else to do.
…and was getting a hand job during it.