Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber were relaxing in France on some yacht bigger than the high school I went to, when George Clooney somehow showed up. Reportedly it was all part of some vacation lunch date they set up, but who knows. In a related story, did you know you can just rinse off hot dogs that you find in the couch. Makes 'em good as new. The skin acts like a shield against dirt.
(picture source = bauer griffin, more of these on less clothes)
I am officially putting the internet on notice today.
George Clooney sucks. There, snarky enough?
It that Michael Jackson in pic 10?
Fuck me, it's Michael Jackson with bad tits!
Come on, he showed up for a threesome. I don't care if he IS George Clooney, it's Cindy fucking Crawford–he probably swam to the boat
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we care about this…..WHY?
Cindy Crawford is old and used!
TOE WATCH…
No toe in pic 6 or 9.
Who's the natty bit of skirt that Clooney's on board with? Classic Clooney form of course - blonde, big tits, skinny, tight ass.
He'll be done with her in <2 months.
Mac-Daddy,
I was going to rail all over you about how hot she is for a woman in her 50's.
Damn! It turns out she's pretty much my age (actually 10 months younger).
She's old and used, just like me. But still looks OK. Again, just like me…
Carry on.
Dirty Hairy - and what if the internet doesn't concede?
It's definitely true love when you are willing to marry a woman with feet bigger than yours. Way to go, Randy! That, and getting Clooney to play hide the salami with her on her birthday.
Damn her ass is saggy! No Pepsi for me.
I was fucking this chick over the weekend, and I was thinking: "Wow, she's not Cindy Crawford." And when I woke up the following day, she still was not Cindy. And I, not Clooney.
Cindy has some nice tan lines! But that's all good I've to say to this Prune Juice…
Fuck she is Hot.
Poor George had to settle for Gerbar ass since Pitt had to do photo ops
I think that chick with Clooney is Sarah Larson blonded up.
It looks like her but I thought she had a nicer ass.
Clooney does that shit, showing up without even being invited. One time, he just showed up out of the blue at a goat fucking near where I live. And then the bastard wanted us to let him go first!!! Pompous motherfucker…
TW - not Sarah - hair's too blonde, boobs a little on the large side (could be angle of shot/push up bra) and I thought he dumped her?
MG
Face looks like her a bit. I know hair is completely different but is the right length.
George's date is obviously a guerilla freedom fighter from the Fred Segal division.