08.19.2008 STUFF FROM ALL OVER

Katherine Heigl is a mess - Go Fug Yourself has some thoughts on Katherine Heigl wearing tiny sandals, a skintight skirt, and a cheap-looking shiny satin top.  Try and guess if they’re good.  (picture source = splash news)

Michael Phelps will be very rich very soon – his agent says the swimmer could make 100 million dollars by getting the warhead and holding the world hostage in endorsements.

Kelly Brook in a bikini – This link will lead to pictures of Kelly Brook in a bikini, as implied by the title.  

Nothing can stop a Werewolf - If you’re being chased by the Wheelchair Werewolf, say your prayers.  Or step up on a curb.

Watchmen might be in trouble - Warner Bros. is scheduled to release the highly anticipated "Watchmen" on March 6, but a federal judge in LA has decided he will hear a lawsuit filed by 20th Century Fox against Warners over rights to the comic.  This could lead to delays, mostly because nerds will fill the gutters of earth after killing themselves in the streets.



(24) Comments

  1. THE O.G. HATER 08/19/2008 07:56

    FUCK YOU FISTERS!

  2. Just the Tip 08/19/2008 08:01

    Whoa… a rundown?  Are we being overloaded with world changing news this morning.  Man, I just noticed there were articles last week… now there's multiple links to stuff to go through.

    Life.  Is.  Tough.

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 08/19/2008 08:02

    I suppose ol' Katey looks down her nose at everything as well as everyone…

  4. Paleomiz 08/19/2008 08:04

    So what you're really trying to say, honey B, is that there is shit all for news today….

    Okay, I'm off to run errands and then hit the station–going to be a great by-request show today so listen in! 10-noon PST w.UCLAradio.com

  5. Evil Malcom Norris 08/19/2008 08:06

    "Heigl is a mess" She is inspecting the same part of the picture as I do…We are still undecided.

  6. Evil Malcom Norris 08/19/2008 08:09

    Michael Phelps 'll cash in? In ads?

    Michael good look… 

  7. ohmwrecker 08/19/2008 08:12

    I don’t know who Kelly Brook is or why she is famous and I don’t really care, but she makes me very happy.

  8. markie_mark 08/19/2008 08:17

    Kelly Brook didn't deserve her own post?

     

    Mark 

  9. Policia 08/19/2008 08:18

    This partnership with collegehumor.com or whatever it is needs to stop.. the shit isn't the least bit funny.

  10. Emmalee 08/19/2008 08:23

    JTT-  I absolutely love the new Avatar!  I am a HUGE "Get Fuzzy" fan!

  11. RemSteale 08/19/2008 08:23

    Kelly Brook is a goddess. We should all worship. Although she has terrible taste in men (Billy Zane ffs??)

  12. Just the Tip 08/19/2008 08:30

    Em:  Bucky Katt fucking rules.  I don't give a shit what anyone thinks - that comic is funny.

    Honestly, I used to get Kelly Brook & Brooke Burns confused.

    …and the Emmanuelle chic… Krista Allen.  Whatever.  Titties.

  13. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/19/2008 08:49

    Heigl is a cunt, Phelps is going to be knee deep in pussy for a while, Kelly Brook gives me a boner, CollegeHumor.com sucks and Watchmen looks gay, so far.

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 08/19/2008 08:51

    Emma, once again, great minds…read the same comics…the av rules, too…

  15. Evil Malcom Norris 08/19/2008 08:55

    collegehumor

    college and humor just doesn't comply…. 

  16. Rt. Hon. Ian Paisley 08/19/2008 09:01

    China love ads? good grief.

  17. LonghornMike 08/19/2008 09:18

    Heigl looks great from the neck down, but it's very difficult to have sex with a headless woman.  It's messy, and there's all that evidence to hide.  Then the hacksaw starts talking to you in your dreams…

  18. yohnskull22 08/19/2008 09:38

    Heigl looks good to me bitchy or not.

  19. Little Sister 08/19/2008 15:00

    So that's what that thing was. An HIV/AIDS thingy. I walked by the Avalon on Satuday while trying to get to a Queens of the Stone Age show and saw them with that back drop and the photogs taking pictures of people I don't care about. Well, now I know.

  20. The Old Dirt Road 08/19/2008 17:10

    Heigel’s all of thirty-something - a young thirty something, tops - and she’s already sporting a meatbeard? She’ll be well into Elizabeth Taylor territory before she’s 45.

    All that, and she’s a frigid, ball-cutting bitch to boot. I hope her writers don’t giver her cancer on that chick show she does. A sudden aneurysm in the middle of administering a humiliating beej to the Chief would do the trick.

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