08.26.2008 STUFF FROM ALL OVER

Alessandra Ambrosio had a baby girl – Wow, even though she’s in a relationship and just had a kid, according to that picture she wants to give me kisses.  The ladies, I am like sugar to them!

"100 Things To Do Before You Die" guy dead at 47 - own3d.

Someone I’ve never heard of from "The Real Housewives of NYC" went to bar and made a drunken spectacle of herself.  “In front of 200 guests at Nello Summertimes last Thursday, the high-spirited countess commandeered the mike from Andy Hilfiger's band and sang two songs. "She knocked over the drum set while smiling at the horrified guests," a source said.  Then, LuAnn, who was there with her husband, Alexandre Count de Lessups, seemed overwhelmed with affection for her fellow guests. "She was trying to make out with women and married men," the source said. "A pregnant wife caught her in the act, stormed off and walked home in disgust."

Brad Pitt is taking pictures of Angelina and their new kids for the November issue of W magazine.  But not sexylactating.com like I’d hoped.



(31) Comments

  1. Paleomiz 08/26/2008 08:34

    "100 Things To Do Before You Die" guy dead at 47 - own3d.

    Wow, that's as good as professional runner Jim Fixx dying while running

    Anyway kids, I am off to the station. See you on the air!

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/26/2008 08:36

    That is one sexy banner picture, makes me want unzip my pants and press my helmet right up against her lips.

  3. Raised in Arizona 08/26/2008 08:36

    "100 Things To Do Before You Die" guy dead at 47 - own3d.

    Some if the things you pwn, end up pwning you.

     

  4. essequemodeia 08/26/2008 08:37

    How can one hit one's head so hard at home that one dies?

     

    One!  One!  I hit my head pretty hard once.  I was moving a couch by myself through a doorway and as I was switching to the other side by running over the couch I banged my head on the top of the door.  When I came to I was a different person with a different name.

  5. Raised in Arizona 08/26/2008 08:39

    Some if? Jesus, I need to stop coming into work with a hangover.

  6. dirtydiane 08/26/2008 08:42

    "100 Things To Do Before You Die" guy dead at 47 - own3d.

    Did he make it to 100?  No? Now that would be ironic, Ms. Morrisette.

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 08/26/2008 08:42

    "100 101 Things to Do Before You Die" - live to be 48…what? too soon?

  8. Seej 08/26/2008 08:46

    "Freeman's relatives said he visited about half the places on his list before he died"

    HELLO DAVE FREEMAN. I AM YOUR IRONIC DEATH.

  9. Seej 08/26/2008 08:50

    My Sweet Ambrosio (see wut I did there?) said "She hasn't cried once except for a second when they pulled her out."

    OK, either the baby has a model's IQ too, or her slender, elegant, gazelle-like hips crushed the life out of that kid.

  10. BuddyGroove 08/26/2008 08:52

    It's times like this I wish I was a red, purple poke dotted bikini.

  11. LonghornMike 08/26/2008 08:55

    "100 Things To Do Before You Die" guy dead at 47

    Too bad.  #48 was sex with Alessandro Ambrosio.

  12. pepper 08/26/2008 08:56

    Hey dead guy!

    Next time, learn to cheat death…Your next book should be 200 Things To Do Before You Die!

    This way, you can make it to 100. 

  13. ohmwrecker 08/26/2008 08:59

    Police: So, how did he come to be on the floor with a fire poker through his head?

    100 things to do guy's dad: He . . . uh  . . . fell. Yeah, that's it. He fell. 

     

  14. PollyAnna 08/26/2008 09:06

    Nice way to cover 'housewife'.

    She pulled a Bart "I didn't do it". 

  15. LonghornMike 08/26/2008 09:10

    Dude was asking for it.  #47 was "Stand on tall, rickety ladder in a windstorm.  And an earthquake.  With one leg of the ladder hanging off the curb."

  16. Mizz Party Panties 08/26/2008 09:14

    Alessandra Ambrosio had a baby girl

    How much weight did she gain and how long will it take for her to lose it?

  17. LonghornMike 08/26/2008 09:15

    Brad Pitt Shoots Angelina And The Kids The headline got my hopes up for one brief, shining moment…

  18. Mizz Party Panties 08/26/2008 09:16

     Alessandra Ambrosio had a baby girl

    Her Baby can be on "America's Next Top Model"  cycle 30

  19. pepper 08/26/2008 09:18

    Can I retun the book and get my money back?

     here is the list….Look at #47 and then #90.

    I think he did #90 too soon!

     

     

    http://brass612.tripod.com/cgi-bin/things.html 

  20. THE O.G. HATER 08/26/2008 09:20

    I wanna put my dick in her tits, they're probably all swollen and even juggier now.

    I need to move to NYC, I love fucking housewives. Im a motherfuck, literally, I fuck mothers.

    #49 - Fix that damn electrical box.

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