THE RETARDS DON’T LIKE TROPIC THUNDER

If anyone was gonna boycott "Tropic Thunder", I thought for sure it would be the blacks, but the retards struck first.  Checkmate!  Reuters says…

"We are asking people not to go to the movie and hope to bring a consciousness to people about using derogatory words about this population," said Peter Wheeler, spokesman for Special Olympics, one of 22 disability groups nationwide protesting the satire.The groups plan to picket the movie's premiere on Monday evening in Los Angeles's Westwood community.He said the groups are particularly offended by the film's repeated use of the word "retard" regarding a character, Simple Jack, played by Stiller in a subplot about an actor.

I don’t know what they’re bitchin about because from what I can tell "Simple Jack" is one of those magical retard movies.  Where the retards simple goodness teaches everyone a little about life and a lot about love.  But it’s not like that in real life.  I threw a baseball to a retard one time thinking his childlike innocence would inspire everyone with awe, but he just sat there and let it hit him in the teeth.  Then he rolled around on the ground screaming in pain, probably just to make me look bad.  That guy was a real jerk!