08.04.2008 THE TWINS ARE HERE!!!

People magazine and Hello magazine were the first to reveal Knox Léon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt to the world last night.  People hits the newsstands today and features an unprecedented 19-page spread with the new wondertwins.  They say:

In an exclusive interview and photos, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie offer PEOPLE an intimate look at their growing family.  "It is chaos, but we are managing it and having a wonderful time," Jolie tells PEOPLE of daily life at the Château Miraval in Provence, France, where the couple's four older children – Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2 – have been enjoying a summer of outdoor play (hide-and-seek is a favorite) on the château's sprawling grounds.  Adds Pitt: "[It's] still a cuckoo's nest."

These kids are cute and all, but enough already with all the kids.  I bet Brad half hopes some of the adopted ones get kidnapped.  Or maybe they can sell one.  They've only had that Vietnamese one for like a year, how attached can they really be?

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  1. PollyAnna 08/04/2008 05:32

    Very nice to put this one under the MC pics. Sneaky bastard.

  2. Emmalee 08/04/2008 05:40

    I applaud all their humanitarian efforts, but am getting kind of tired of them at this point.

  3. RN Azriel 08/04/2008 05:46

    This must bring the total # of people in her vagina to 2,756,002, and counting…..

  4. no_one 08/04/2008 05:47

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that they inherited their mom's lips…..

  5. opinionated 08/04/2008 05:47

    Jolie has more veins on her forehead than I have on my wrinkled cock.

  6. Evil Malcom Norris 08/04/2008 05:56

    Brad and Angelina introduce twins Know Leon Candace Spencer and Vivienne Marcheline Kerry Oki.

    Thanks mum for the nice name 

  7. TW 08/04/2008 05:59

    All the best to these two DSL-juniors.

  8. Jayms 08/04/2008 05:59

    I wonder if Brad looks at his wife and gets all giddy, like most men do around beautiful women.  I mean, there still has to be that childish heart flutter like being smitten by a beautiful teacher when you're 13.  I don't think any man really grows out of that.  Lucky guy.  

  9. PollyAnna 08/04/2008 06:01

    It really looks like they are embracing the French culture at the Château Miraval. Notice the greasy, unbathed look. They surely have enough help to allow them time to shower.

  10. Jayms 08/04/2008 06:01

    *smitten TOWARDS* — I think the other way is illegal.  

  11. Paleomiz 08/04/2008 06:02

    Knox Leon sounds like a black middleweight and Vivienne Marcheline sounds like a French pastry. Seriously, WTF?

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  12. pepper 08/04/2008 06:03

    and……….they look like any other new born!

  13. Robert_Paulson 08/04/2008 06:06

    I reserve judgment on anybody that volunteers to go to refugee camps in Africa and gives the 15mil from these pictures to charity. Now give me a picture of Audrina Patridge taking a bat to the nose and I am there with you. 

  14. MG Admirer 08/04/2008 06:08

    Brad needs a shit, shave and a shower

  15. MG Admirer 08/04/2008 06:10

    in that order

  16. Mac-Daddy 08/04/2008 06:20

    Yet another news item that I could care less about!

  17. Paleomiz 08/04/2008 06:22

    Hey MG, is it okay if he shits and shaves while he is IN the shower? Dude's got a busy schedule, what with the 3rd world country is he creating and all

  18. ham sandwich 08/04/2008 06:26

    I have no interest in seeing her twins. Not anymore at least.

  19. ososexilexi 08/04/2008 06:43

    Christ, Brad looks like shit.

  20. Dave Satan 08/04/2008 06:46

    Brad looks like Seth Rogan. Soon Angelie will bite his head off during mating.

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