The Telegraph UK among others are reporting today that Britney Spears has been cast as a stripper in an upcoming Quentin Tarantino movie. I’ll spare you the details for now, but this is maybe the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.
The singer was apparently chosen by the Pulp Fiction director to play dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
The movie sees three thrill-seeking strippers encountering a young couple in the desert.
Spears' character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath.
A source said: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around.
"It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character."
Okay, 1: this is not even the movie he’s working on right now. He’s working on "Inglorious Bastards", which really is into the casting phase (Eli Roth is the first official cast member). 2. Don’t think we’ve forgotten the epic fail the last time Britney played a stripper (relive the magic here). It did not go well. There’s nothing stripper-like about this chick anymore. She moves on stage like a bear let loose on a campsite.
C'moooon B! Bears can be sexy too. Don't be hatin.
It's a trap Britney!
I don't know if bears shit in the woods, but apparently they do on couches in sex dungeons.
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
This seems strangely apt, as I am sure one whiff of her vag would knock over a water buffalo
I'm sure it would turn her career around…..but she seems a bit stupid to be playing a stripper.
Maybe she could play a stump in a forest?
If this is true, it's only another stone added to the "QT Is Done" building. He's washed up anyway, no matter what. As for Eli Roth, can he burn already? Please? God? … Someone?
Fuck Britney! I want to be considered for this part. Call me, Quentin!
Britney's a good choice for a single-mon, tubby/doughy, white trash stripper. It's such a stretch for her. Her acting ability will certainly be tested.
I call B.S., nobody would trust her with a key role
If this is true and if Quentin is truly convinced that Britney would be brilliant then I am truly convinced that Quentin is a fucking idiot.
I'd wager that if she does play a stripper, Britney's stagename will be "Placenta", or "Scintillating C (Section)"
It doesn't say she will be stripping- she will be acting the part of a psycho- not a stretch. And having sex with another girl. I think she will be able to draw from experience with this one, too.
And what could be better than seeing her killed off at the end, even if it is makebelieve?
Quentin Tarantino is to Inglorious Bastards what Axl Rose is to Chinese Democracy. Remember when QT reanimated Travolta's career, and Travolta repaid him by making Battlefield Earth??? Good Times…
she looks like some of the strippers i used to see when i went to those joints. mind you, i was a cheap cocksucker and went on monday nights when they had more "local talent " and the beers were 50% off.
"Inglorious Bastards" - the Balthazar Getty / Sienna Miller story???
She moves on stage like a bear let loose on a campsite.
A very hungry bear.
"27 Beautiful Girls & 1 Ugly One" - Marquee sign for one of the local joints here. Classy.
There was nothing doughy or white trash about Varla, Tengo. Russ Meyer must be spinning in his grave.
She moves on stage like a bear let loose on a campsite.
Would that be the same bear that stole her pink wig and was wearing it after he ate her?
I could so see Britney in this role. But then again, I'd rather see Eva Mendez.
Unfortunately, Quentin will probably cast his go-to girl - Juliette Lewis! He always puts this hideously ugly coked-out skank in key roles, and hopes she looks sexy! GIVE UP DOOD, the girl is FUGLY!!!
It's almost as bad as casting let's say Maggie Gyllenhal in a Batman Movie! (ohhh, opps!)