08.22.2008 TILA TEQUILLA IS STILL PRETENDING

I really hope her fake lesbian relationship with Courtenay Semel gets Tila Tequila the attention she so desperately craves.  If this doesn’t work she may have to run through a mall on fire or join al qaeda.

(way way more of these over on celebuzz.  picture source = splash news/ tom vickers)


(58) Comments

  1. Sandbox1108 08/21/2008 16:30

    fist

  2. Keyser S 08/21/2008 17:01

    Maybe it's the quaaludes talking, but I would still rail that chick inside out.

  3. Keyser S 08/21/2008 17:04

    The hot one, not the one that looks like Howard Stern.

  4. Lightdragon 08/21/2008 17:04

    hey if Courtenay Semel doesn't work out, Sam Ronson is available.

  5. RonDogg 08/21/2008 17:04

    Viet Cong bitch needs to die.

  6. ham sandwich 08/22/2008 05:47

    TILA TEQUILLA IS STILL PRETENDING to not be a horrible alien monster.

    Fixed

  7. DB's Treasure 08/22/2008 05:48

    I'll admit that the gook has a fine ass, but it wouldn't stop me from slitting her throat after I was done penetrating and shooting my webbing all over it.

  8. cjs029 08/22/2008 05:51

    Man I hate this fake-ass bitch, but my penis loves her so I pretty much have to love her.

     

    Slave to the primal urges.

  9. madeline08 08/22/2008 06:07

    I hate this chick with her munchkin face!

  10. pepper 08/22/2008 06:10

    The ugly bitch reminds me of the scene from the movie Tootsie.

    Producer to camera man "Any way to make her attractive, how far can you pull back?"

    Cameraman  " HOW ABOUT CLEAVELAND?"

     

     

  11. Slaappy got fingerbanged 08/22/2008 06:19

    That Semel chick must have a very long tongue cause that face is a disaster

  12. pepper 08/22/2008 06:23

    Slaapy, I think the fact that her father has money , may have something to do with it.  It's a wild thought….

    Courtanay = Tori Spelling

     

  13. srqcub 08/22/2008 06:23

    If you can't pee in the pool, whay are peolple with STD's allowed to swim in them, and should'nt Semel be at a WNBA game or something, I mean shit if my daddy had that money, and if I were a lesbian my shit would be at the olympics, there's a whole bunch of basket playing snatch over there.

  14. TW 08/22/2008 06:23

    Semel's worth is in the 4-6 billion dollar neighborhood.

    Hello ugly!

  15. TW 08/22/2008 06:24

    Tila looks like one of those Jibaro headhunter shriveled heads.

  16. Nuts 08/22/2008 06:25

    Dammit, now the A-Q word showed up on my work computer. I'll be branded a terrorist by that fatass sysadmin.

  17. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/22/2008 06:25

    We have a lot in common because I'm pretending to give a shit about anything she does.

  18. Evil Malcom Norris 08/22/2008 06:26

    *ugh*, nice post of random ugly lesbos….

  19. Silverback 08/22/2008 06:27

    If this one isn't a ladyboy, she should be. Only way she becomes remotely interesting.

  20. Emmalee 08/22/2008 06:30

    It is so obvious that the reason why she is being seen with the "Howard Stern lookalike" (LMFAO) is because so many peeps busted her out for not being bi.

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