This morning it was cool because we woke up to pictures of Cindy Crawford topless on a yacht. Now we have pictures of Heidi Klum topless on a yacht. Somene needs to get Kathy Ireland onto a yacht immediately.
(way more of these on splash)
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that second pic could be used as a motivational poster at the health clinics here.
"tame that white bitch. eat fruit."
that second pic could be used as a motivational poster at the health clinics here.
"tame that white bitch. eat fruit."
damn it. as if i don't post enough. have a good night people. i gotta get laid, eat chicken, and smoke a little bhudda before bed.
I need a yacht.
Oh, and Cindy Crawford tits > Heidi Klum tits
which I never would have guessed.
It would have been a lot cooler if I didn't have to see Seal shirtless eating fruit.
Someone needs to get all 3 of them on the same yacht!
Forget Kathy Ireland.
More importantly, where's Claudia Schiffer? Is she on George Clooney's boat with Lily Allen?
I thought Heidi's tits would be bigger. Don't get me wrong, I'd still fuck her goofy.
Oops! Too late.
I think Lily Allen is the name of Clooney's boat.
and i thought the same thing about her tits. i'll use them as a girlfriend self-esteem booster.
WTF,,,SEAL??
Dumb white bitch!
Ok, I think the time for Heidi Klum to show her tits are officially over. Big funbags, several kids and increasing age just don't get along well. I rather stick with Cindys perkies.
oh those nasty little pancakes!
and what kind of people think she's attractive?
face.. ok… body.. negative.
Alright, so where's the obligatory post about the bullshit Paris Hilton announcement?
I was hoping for some funny commentary on McCain at least. I didn't want to see someone-his-age's wrinkly tits.
And the results are in…
HOOTAGE - Cindy Crawford > Heidi Klum
ASS - Heidi Klum = Cindy Crawford
FACE - Heidi Klum > Cindy Crawford
LEGS - Heidi Klum > Cindy Crawford
STOMACH - Cindy Crawford > Heidi Klum
INTEREST - Cindy Crawford > Heidi Klum (Seal's been there)
OVERALL WINNER IS
dah….dah….dah…
Heidi Klum.
Cindy Crawford was a straight-A student in high school and had a full scholarship at Northwestern University to study Chemical Engineering.
Intelligence
Cindy >>>>>>>>> Heidi
Wait, she's a dumb, white bitch because she's married to Seal? I don't know about the bitch part, but I'm pretty sure she was dumb and white before she married Seal. Who, from the looks of it, could probably whip your honky ass and sing about it while he is stomping you head in.
Cabin boys are allowed on deck?
What is the deal with white dudes getting all hot and bothered about a white woman being with a black man?
Do you want to be with a black man, too?
MG,
You might want to check your math.
Alan,
I think, in this case, Heidi being dumber than Cindy might have to go in Heidi's favor.