The Daily Mail says that onlookers were “shocked” as Katie Holmes left rehearsals last night on Broadway because of several prominent bruises on both of her knees.
The actress smiled at waiting photographers, but her navy shift dress revealed the painful-looking injuries.
Despite the late hour, the wife of actor Tom Cruise accessorized her simple outfit with a pair of oversized designer shades.
Perhaps the 29-year-old hurt herself entertaining two-year-old daughter Suri. Hands-on mum Katie thinks nothing of kicking off her shoes to join her pretty daughter on the trampoline or at play.
She was giving head. There. We were all thinking it. She bruised her knees when she dropped to the floor to blow some guy. And I bet it was crazy good. I don’t know why but I think Katie would be awesome in bed. Some girls you can just tell. Sex with Katie would be like riding a bronco. Sex with Jennifer Love Hewitt would be reading a county school boards budget.
(picture source = splash news)
Sex with Hillary Clinton would be like watching the roll call vote at the DNC.
yeah, a blow job from Katie homles would be like a blow job from an exciting excotic tranny!
Sex with Michelle Rodriguez would be like getting beat up by Kimbo Slice until you had an orgasm.
so if you are into dudes that are ggod in the sac…Katie holmes
if you are just into dudes….hilary clinton
fuck i type like i masterbate. all over the place, mistakes everywhere, and the topic is dudes and trannys!
If you think katie holmes looks like a dude then… well… aren't we all gay.
Wasnt this a hot woman once upon a time?????
Sex with Madonna would be like holding hands with a skeleton and a mummy and leaping together into a lukewarm jacuzzi.
Sex with Tom Cruise would be like getting a blowjob from Xenu himself.
Those are hand prints from me holding her legs apart so I could pierce her clit with my teeth.
All these pointless, redundant, "ooh, look at me, I'm nasty", stupid sex comments when you're missing the point here.
Brown shoes with a black dress?
Sex with patsy would be like having a threesome with a Bolivian coke whore and an AIDS-ridden Nigerian prostitute. (nothing personal, patsy, it should be obvious how bored I am here.)
The Dress is Navy and those shoes are killer!
I want a pair! Hmmm who could I step on!
Zack, you were so close! I am actually a Bolivian prostitute, but my shoes always match my dress.
(did I really take the time to answer this? The vortex is too strong…can't….resist….)
I think Tom threw her down a flight of stairs to get rid of the second alien offspring. Xenu said only 1 child damnit!
Sex with Tangocash would be like Prostitute Day at the zoo
Sex with myself is like having sex with whom ever I want.
Braggart
I am to late for you DOC so I have to settle for second best.
Im out, booze time.