08.06.2008 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

These pictures are goofy but they show Emma Watson, who is 18, frolicking around with her boyfriend, Jay Barrymore, who is 27. The rumor is that Watson and Barrymore vacationed in Ibiza this summer with Bee Shaffer, the daughter of Vogue editor Anna Wintour.  These pictures were taken off Bees Facebook.  This was a lot more controversial when I thought Emma was 16.  In my defense she looks 16.  Remember that joke, what’s the best part of taking a shower with a 16-year-old girl?  Get her hair wet and she looks 14.  Nice.  That’s not really relevant to anything; it’s just a fantastic joke.


(95) Comments

  1. thedudeabides 08/06/2008 12:48

    unshaved I'm sure

  2. thedudeabides 08/06/2008 12:50

    she's pretty cute and rich, he's fug and balding, and I assume she is paying. 

    amazing

  3. ham sandwich 08/06/2008 12:51

    I know I sound like an owl, but who?

  4. Pottz 08/06/2008 12:52

    I would love to show Emma the Penic Oak Wand I got from Olevanders Wand Shop!

  5. thedudeabides 08/06/2008 12:52

    I think she’s the Harry Potter chick with the see-through panties and unshaved cooter

  6. Pottz 08/06/2008 12:52

    F*&K…Penis

  7. ham sandwich 08/06/2008 12:53

    Is he british cause that 3rd picture shows his smile consisting of teeth made of that indian corn.  Here's looking at you kid!

  8. scum 08/06/2008 12:53

    17 is legal over the pond right?

  9. snatch 08/06/2008 12:54

    unshaved? barely sprouting i think

  10. Dirty Hairy 08/06/2008 12:55

    This little snot, Jay, is fucking dead.

  11. mobywan 08/06/2008 12:55

    so this dude is a dirty dirty boy right? a very lucky, envied, drained, happy dirty boy though right?

     

  12. stockssn 08/06/2008 12:56

    This might be a story if she was actually 17.  I quick google search will tell you she turned 18 this April.  Maybe a bit of an age difference, but perfectly legal.

  13. scum 08/06/2008 12:57

    My bad she is 18 now, let the real games begin. Gigigity,gigigity,gigigity goo.

  14. RockDirt 08/06/2008 12:58

    This guy is going bald? The future ain't looking too bright for her.

  15. heart rob 08/06/2008 12:59

    scum who is that in your avatar?

  16. ham sandwich 08/06/2008 12:59

    Actually RockDirt, if he is going bald, he can be her flashlight.  So…that's pretty bright.

  17. MG Admirer 08/06/2008 13:00

    can't believe that she would opt for a 27 year old muggle.     Sad for her.  Great for him.   Enjoy it while it lasts, friend…

  18. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/06/2008 13:01

    It's hot.  And creepy.  But mostly hot.  Wait, make that mostly creepy.

    I'll let you know after I photoshop my head onto that guy's body and jerk-off to it a few times.

  19. Slaappy got fingered 08/06/2008 13:02

    That what happened to our chimney sweep guy, get back to work wanker

  20. Absynth 08/06/2008 13:02

    let's see 'em sextape.

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