The website charityfolks.com has an auction up where you can bid on a dream vacation to LA for the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards. You get to walk the red carpet, attend the VMAs and even meet Audrina from "the Hills". Be still my heart.
Be a true VIP when you experience the glitz and glamour of the MTV Video Music Awards & After Party in Los Angeles on September 7, 2008! Stay in the heart of downtown LA in a Huge Room at The Standard, Downtown LA, meet some of your favorite stars and more! This once-in-a-lifetime package includes:
* 2 Tickets to the VMA Awards
* 2 Tickets to the Ultra-Exclusive VMA After Party
* Walk Down the Red Carpet
* Meet and Greet with Audrina from The Hills
* 3 Night Stay in a Huge Room at The Standard, Downtown LA
Wow that really would be a dream vacation. As it turns out, my dream is to wander anonymously amongst people who don’t know or like me. I was gonna travel back in time to relive four years of high school, but this seems much more practical.
That's $4,250 more than I'm willing to pay to meet her unless I get to bang her.
I'd pay it if I was guraranteed I'd get to give her a bronsky and punch her in her stupid face… in that order.
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I'd do her for my own charity
I'll give her a dollar to go away
her boobs really look squashed in there
* 2 Tickets to the VMA Awards
* 2 Tickets to the Ultra-Exclusive VMA After Party
* Walk Down the Red Carpet
Great offer for every masochist. Self-punishment at its best…
For that price she better show some carpet.
For $42.50 I can get a hand job from a lumpy tit stripper, so who is the better negotiator?
That fucked-up looking "cleavage" makes me want to vomit right into it.
Of course, I'm sure the dirty whore would enjoy that.
Does that include sticking my cock between her knocks? Cause if not, FUCK THAT.
I mean, could you IMAGINE the conversation you'd have with this bitch. All the sudden you're in some random place, talking all scripted. *SMH* Id rather spend the evening slicing my veins open and bleeding out.
Id rather burn the 4250
You mean $4.25. Right?
Is a brown paper bag included?
How much extra do I have to pay to enter her in the elephant hunt so I can shoot her with a high-powered rifle from a mile away?
I'd pay it if I was guraranteed I'd get to give her a bronsky and punch her in her stupid face… in that order.
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HA! I hope some rabid LC fan buys it and does just that. That'd be great.
I really don't get what the big deal is about this wonkey-eyed bitch.
*damn* that breast looks fcuked up. Literally
I can think of one person who wants to meet her….The Ex Governor of NY…..Spitzer.
Audrina, call me, I only take 20%
Now that she is a D-List celebrity you would think she could afford a grown up boob job
I really don't get what the big deal is about this wonkey-eyed bitch.
Seriously, nowadays you can bolt fake tits on a retarded monkey and put it in a gold bikini and it is somehow hot
Her tits look creepy as hell in that pic.