09.05.2008 48 BOTTLES OF JACK

The last time we checked in with Amy Winehouse, she had just bailed on a concert at the last second because, according to her publicist, she was too ill to perform and was at home recovering.   She has a concert planned this weekend as well.  Guess how that’s gonna go.

HAGGARD AMY WINEHOUSE sparked new fears for her health last night after she ordered in a staggering 48 bottles of Jack Daniel’s for a weekend gig.
Recovering junkie Amy stunned Bestival organisers with her demand for two crates of the 40 per cent spirit.
The hard-living Back to Black singer, 24, has a history of axing gigs at the last minute, and faces legal action after pulling out of a Paris concert just hours before she was due to headline last Friday.
Now organisers of the three-day Bestival event on the Isle of Wight fear she will either back out of her show tomorrow night — or turn up in no fit state to perform.

If you run a search on "Jack Daniels" on Splash, you get like 800 pictures of Amy Winehouse.  You don’t even have to type in "Amy Winehouse" to get pictures of her.  Just names of alcohol.  All Amy Winehouse concerts should have two prices at this point: 5 dollars to get in, 50 dollars if she actually shows up.

(44) Comments

  1. Shampoooo My Crotch 09/05/2008 06:25

    I bet she gives awful head

  2. smooth0707 09/05/2008 06:27

    That girl can party.

  3. Chunk 09/05/2008 06:27

    Bestival? That's a really stupid name for anything.  

  4. mom2ross 09/05/2008 06:28

    I don't think anyone would put their cock close to it's mouth, though, shampoooo.  If I had one, I wouldn't

  5. new_kid 09/05/2008 06:28

    I'm bored of Amy Winehouse. We need a new zombie to poke fun at. Nominations?

    PS Shampoo My Crotch???

  6. ososexilexi 09/05/2008 06:30

    And I thought my father-in-law drinking 67 beers with lunch was bad …

  7. Shampoooo My Crotch 09/05/2008 06:32

    your cock would probably disintegrate

  8. ososexilexi 09/05/2008 06:33

    Her liver is pretty much it's own distillery at this point.

  9. Evil Malcom Norris 09/05/2008 06:38

    In college, one of my room mates was from Finland. My blood levels aren't normal yet. So, from my experience, 48 bottles of spirit is a hell of a party!

  10. Brandon103 09/05/2008 06:40

    lexi, i'd buy a bottle of the booze her liver produces. i mean we know there's also cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth in there… one bottle is SURE to fuck me up.

    i'm in 

  11. Tito's Abdomen 09/05/2008 06:46

    She should be the spokesperson for Jack Daniels. Or better, the mascot.

  12. madeline08 09/05/2008 06:47

    WTF is a Bestival? Well it's gonna be a great party where the really fucked up chick thinks she looks sexy crawling around on the floor looking for her fag.

  13. ososexilexi 09/05/2008 06:48

    Her Crackhouse Special Brew would be so potent it could only be sold on the black market. A thimble full would probably do the trick 48 times over.  

  14. JackAzz 09/05/2008 06:48

    If she's such a piece of shit……..why do you keep putting her on WWTDD?  Quit wasting your time and mine!!!   GET SOME TITS ON HERE!!!!!!!

     

    Britney….show us your tits!!!

  15. Observer 09/05/2008 06:51

    This dumb bitch will not be interesting under any circumstances…..unless you post those "semi-nude with the electrical tape over the tits" pics again.

    Even when she is found dead like Death Ledger…..nobody will fucking care…..unless she was givng ATM at the time of her passing.

  16. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/05/2008 06:54

    She is fucking vile, I wouldn't even take a hand job from her.

  17. Emmalee 09/05/2008 06:54

    You know what kills me?  She is actually talented!!  Why can't Heidi or one of those hoes unravel?  Geez!! 

  18. ass_taco 09/05/2008 06:55

    I'm sick of seeing this ugly bitch, but damn she can get down. Makes me look like a 17 year old slut who gets drunk off of one Mike's hard lemonade.

  19. RonDogg 09/05/2008 06:55

    Die you whore

  20. MG Admirer 09/05/2008 06:59

    Someone as wealthy as Amy should have moved onto better quality booze, like Woodford Reserve, or Knob Creek.    Why drink Jack when you can have a

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