Josh Hartnett is still boring, but slightly less so if this MSNBC story is true…
Hartnett and an unnamed female friend allegedly provided a SoHo hotel staff with unexpected evening’s worth of awkward entertainment.
According to a source, Josh and his companion entered what they believed was a secluded area of the hotel, a little-used library, and drew the curtains before getting cozy.
“Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy,” said the source who watched to actor’s actions on the hotel’s monitor. “Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place — the library included.”
Several members of the hotel staff huddled around the monitor, but the source said, “No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence.”
The story sounded believable until that part. I used to work at the Ritz Carlton in Marina del Rey and we would go to security and watch chicks give guys blowjobs in the hot tub all the time. In between high-fives and calling her awesome, I assure you we knew where to look. At her head as it bobbed up and down. Was Hartnett at a hotel or a Mormon math camp?
(picture source = inf daily)
“No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence.”
That sounds like every sexual encounter I've ever had…
I used to work at the Ritz Carlton in Marina del Rey
Wow, my neighborhood. we do have some high class hookers here
That actually sounds like a Josh Hartnett movie I wouldn't mind watching.
Damn. I hope there wasn't a camera in the lobby of the public bathroom I *cough, cough* performed in a few weeks back.
"Marina del Rey" – George Strait. Good song. That is all.
"Wow, my neighborhood. we do have some classy
hlookers here"FIXED!
"Damn. I hope there wasn't a camera in the lobby of the public bathroom I *cough, cough* performed in a few weeks back."
lexi, why do you think Duchovny's in rehab?
Ever hear that song It Wasn't Me? Yeah. Refer to that.
What a shocker. Every character he has even been in film or tv has had an addiction to porn or sex or whatever. Art imitates life. Or something like that.
Aw crap! Rick threw me off! Can we move that last post to the other thread?
MdR is about 2 miles from my pad–rich fuckers. Interesting crowd
I lived in the slums there for 4 years
Josh looks like a pit bull with no ears in this picture.
JTT-Agreed. George is awesome.
i'm too early for the small penis jokes, but i don't even know if they're relevant.
My penis is small in comparison to other mammals(horses are the best example), but still….if you see me thrusting faster than a bolt of lightning and see my right hand smacking down on a round, skin colored semi-circle, sometimes, referred to as an "asscheek", then, indeed,
I AM FUCKING.
and doctors said winehouse had a cannabis overdose?!?!! I've never been more FUCKING JEALOUS in my lifetime.
and that's real.
As long as it's not a sex tape of him with Rumer Willis. Can you imagine the amount of body hair in that flick?
"I lived in the slums there for 4 years"
Doc, slums? you?…reference Emerson Drive's "Heaven is wherever you are"…just sayin'
someone, Rumer's chin would block too many camera angles…
"Marina del Rey" – George Strait. Good song. That is all.
No such thing as a BAD George Strait song.
someoneluvs,
Imagine the amount of B-roll used in a Hartnett Sex Tape….
the straight to USA release would put Rumer Willis' cunt hairs to shame.
I'd eat her out. It's bruce willis' daughter.
Hell, I'd fuck her in all holes and invite the cast from veggie tales to help me fill them all if I had the chance.
And, good to know Josh got the memo about the Official Douchebag Headgear.