These pictures in Complex magazine go with a pretty amazing interview where Aubrey talks about having sex on her period and making sex tapes, and says things like, "I watched her (Jenna Jameson) before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, Oh no! I had to turn it off." That’s the good news. The bad news is that the pictures are kind of small. Although even that has it's advantages as they make my penis look bigger in comparison. I'm tall so sometimes I wonder if my penis looks its size relative to my height. Because of that I don’t think we should say how big we are in inches, but instead say how much it weighs. Or how much water it displaces. I rarely know what the hell I’m talking about, by the way.