Suffice to say that the relationship between Hugh Hefner and his three girlfriends is complicated. Hef and Bridget Marquardt are still married (Hugh to Kimberly Conrad since 1989, Bridget to Chad Marquardt since 1997), Kendra is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide-receiver Hank Baskett and Holly is rumored to be dating magician Criss Angel (she's not). But today Hef tells E! all is well, albeit in transition.
"The reality is the girls and I are all together," Hefner said. "Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I'm sure there are going to be," Hefner said. "I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret," Hefner said.
I talked to someone at E! last night and she said the reason the Kendra story got out is because other playmates see Kendras fame and the money she makes from appearances and they want to take her place. Holly’s not going anywhere, neither is Bridgett, but maybe they can get Hef mad at Kendra and he’ll boot her out. That’s also the plot to "the House Bunny", by the way. More importantly, according to the person I talked to, Bridgett "wants to fuck in the worst way", because she hasn’t been laid in years. She knows she’s not really Hefs girlfriend, but she's too nice to sleep with someone else. So the message here is, line up to fuck Bridgett and her big natural tits, because she’s gonna break someone in half the day she gets out. She’s gonna be like I was the first time I got laid after an extended dry spell. Except she’ll have more erotic pleasures and breathless passion, whereas I had more crying and apologizing.
(for the record, the E! source denied Kendra was engaged but i still hear she is. also, i have some emails out for more on Bridgett and her sex life)
DURST
I smell peroxide…… and a dead tuna…..
I called this yesterday. Give me a co-write credit, B.
What a coincidence!
In a few days it will be my first time I got laid after an extended dry spell…
B should do a post on Doc & Tengo because that's all we ever talk about.
get the feeling its going to be awfully wet in LA for a while, at least if TW has anything to do with it……
Yea, Tengo–but I don't think there will be any crying and apologizing
Bridgett "wants to fuck in the worst way
The "worst way"?
Finally….a job I can handle!!
"get the feeling its going to be awfully wet in LA for a while, at least if TW has anything to do with it……"
Rem, it'll be the first time a high pressure system actually raised the humidity level…y'all see how I combined meteorology with the Doc and TW tete a tete…yeah, not that impressive…'sokay, I've been unimpressive all too often…
I wrote the other day that "Holly looks the fakest; the other one looks mean; and Kendra looks slightly retarded (attainable by "regular folk")." I guess not getting any made her appear mean to me.
Rem, moist. One of my favorite words…
I was actually thinking the same thing ohm. I dunno the history of actual WWTDD hook-ups, but for a couple of Long Timers on here… I'd support their own post. With the proper pics of course… and embedded video. You know we're going to be hearing about it for months afterwards too… might as well give it a proper spot to regale us with the tales.
Can you say: Y U SO SEXY II ? Hahaha!
Just a thought…
she's always been the one I want - this isn't news
Sounds like I could give Doc & Tengo a run for their money if I fly out and give Bridgett a "buzz".
At a boy hef, keep on wasting pussy
If I were the photographer, I would have entitled this photo: "A Bright Shiny Death". That's because I'm artistic.
I dunno the history of actual WWTDD hook-ups, but for a couple of Long Timers on here… I'd support their own post.
Don't worry–I'll blog the experience on myspace.
In other news: Biggest blue balls in the world award goes to Chad Marquardt, married to a Playboy bunny who won't fuck him
WAIT…. you mean the girls don't really have sex with Hef? I feel duped!
As far as this post goes???
It is sort of sad, in a poignant and nostalgic way, that this ridiculous show is most likely the only money-maker left in the "Playboy" arsenal.
Thank goodness for the rise of the almighty internet.
Now, if only someone can teach me how to turn off "safe search" on my google machine. (Damn that sneaky wife of mine).
Soooo… Bridget won't cheat on her "Boyfriend" with her Husband? Ahhh. Got it. Yeah, that makes perfect sense.
…and those sure are some bright & colorful anal beads Holly's sportin'. Good girl… 3 strings. She's definitely in the will.
If I were the photographer, I would have entitled this photo:
"A Bright Shiny Death""Ten Minutes to Wapner". That's because I'martisticautistic.FIXED!…and K-Mart sucks…