09.15.2008 BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY!!!

Fascinating news today from the world of Britney, and while that’s not true, imagine how cool it would be if it was.  Pretty cool, huh?  The Sun UK says that Britney held a birthday party for her sons at her house over the weekend, and among the guests were her sister Jamie Lynn and her mom.  Which is weird because just last week excerpts leaked from her moms book, and they painted Britney in a less than wholesome light.  In other news, Yahoo says today that Britney’s next album, her second shot at a comeback, will be out in just three months. 

The pop singer's label said on Monday it would release her new album, "Circus," on December 2, her 27th birthday.
The first single from the album is called "Womanizer," Jive Records said in a statement. The label said Spears collaborated with a team of writer/producers, including stalwarts such as Swedish hitmaker Max Martin and Floyd "Danja" Hills.

It’s impossible not to root for Britney.  It's nice to see rich white people finally catch a break in this country.




(34) Comments

  1. scum 09/15/2008 13:08

    Bitch.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/15/2008 13:12

    Reading this post is the most boring thing I have ever spent 30 seconds of my life on.

     

  3. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/15/2008 13:15

    In other news people may actually give three shits about, the Dow fell over 500 points today from Friday's closing.

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/15/2008 13:15

    And who's the tool in the ice cream man outfit?

  5. Da Girrrl Next Door 09/15/2008 13:15

    She’s only 26 years old? Fuck, She looks like she’s in her fucking mid 30’s…

  6. dirtydiane 09/15/2008 13:18

    So Brit sleeps in that padded room out back so she doesn't injure herself on the sharp corners in the house, right?

  7. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/15/2008 13:20

    I get more stuff about this whore, and nothing on Richard Wright's death.

  8. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/15/2008 13:23

    ^ and one of the Pinks died. ^

  9. all4ubitch 09/15/2008 13:23

    It reminds me of Neverland.  Tell me you can't see the headlines

  10. Mongro Jackson 09/15/2008 13:23

    Man, I bet I could live in the walls in that house and only come out at night to rape, pillage, and drop deuces. 

  11. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/15/2008 13:24

    Potential "nice ass" alert on the last pic — lower right.
    Almost hard to tell from 1200 feet up. Need a slightly better hi-rez camera…

  12. scum 09/15/2008 13:26

    I used to like Pink Floyd, then I stopped taking acid and being depressed and realized how much they sucked.

  13. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/15/2008 13:28

    Good call, Scum.  What's it like to be alone in this world?

  14. mobywan 09/15/2008 13:30

    where the fuck was the photog on this one…a blimp?

     anyhoo, i feel like shit considering someone i consider worthless as a human being apparently lives in a house that requires twice daily train service to get from one end to the other and pack

     garbage…

  15. ohmwrecker 09/15/2008 13:31

    Tengo-

    I think that's a dude. This, coupled with your little man-crush on McConaughey, is making me worry a little bit.  

  16. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/15/2008 13:32

    Womanizer?   That's the most ridiculous name I've heard in a good, long time for an album.

    Good name here, though…

  17. scum 09/15/2008 13:39

    I like being alone, that way I can hear all the voices in my head clearly.

  18. Evil Malcom Norris 09/15/2008 13:46

    Womanizer? How about "Fistasstastic"

  19. Evil Malcom Norris 09/15/2008 13:52

    @the d-dd-d-d-d-d 

    Richard Wright is death? Damn that is for sure a sad day…

  20. happy 09/15/2008 14:38

    ?

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