09.25.2008 CASH WARREN REALLY LIKES THOSE SHORTS

Three years ago, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren went to a beach in Mexico, as seen in the picture on the left.  Fast forward to this week, where they returned to the same beach, as seen on the right.  At first I thought Cash had grown 7 inches and maybe he just buries his shorts at the beach so they’re there when he needs them if he comes back, but it seems clear these are different shorts.  Meaning he bought two pairs of identical blue crow swim trunks.  His mindset seems to be, if surf shorts don’t have a camouflage pattern of aquamarine crows on them, how good could they really be?

(picture source = splash news)



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  1. 11/30/1999 00:00

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/25/2008 07:21

    I'm going on record: I don't like those shorts but I would wear them if they would get me in Jessica Alba's pants.

  3. Paparazzi Sniper 09/25/2008 07:21

    …these are the best pics you got of her in a bikini.     Fail.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 09/25/2008 07:22

    same shorts…they just shrunk…kinda like his penis…but he blames that on the cold beach waters…

  5. Mac-Daddy 09/25/2008 07:24

    I'd nail Alba like she was a railroad tie and I was the spike!!

  6. Perry 09/25/2008 07:24

    I wear swim briefs. I like to give the ladies a good look as to what they would be getting.

     

     

  7. Paleomiz 09/25/2008 07:25

    Considering he is banging one of the finest women on the planet, he should just start his own label and call it the Lucky Bastard Clothing Company

  8. ajs1iron 09/25/2008 07:27

    This guy should be the poster boy for HotChicksWithDouchebags.

  9. davebo 09/25/2008 07:33

    Yeah those are the same shorts clearly.  I certainly don't blame him because I've had the same  board shorts for several years.  Another thing we share in common is how much we love blowjobs from Jessica Alba.

  10. The Fried Man 09/25/2008 07:33

    Hot Topic is literally selling out of these board shorts as we speak.

  11. A Cop 09/25/2008 07:34

    all those bikini pics are over on less clothes dot com

  12. dirtydiane 09/25/2008 07:34

    So, Cash…did you have sympathy labor pains in addition to the sympathy weight gain?

    Same shorts…he's just fatter.

  13. Corganer 09/25/2008 07:34

    HE HAD THOSE SHORTS TAILORED! SAME SHORTS!

  14. Unsightly Mess 09/25/2008 07:41

    FATTY

  15. Eville 09/25/2008 07:43

    His name is Cash. I don't trust anyone who goes by "Cash."

  16. Ass Tagger 09/25/2008 07:43

    Or, those are the same shorts and when they started to fray at the bottom, he took them up an inch or so.

  17. Just the Tip 09/25/2008 07:44

    I'm currently focused on a guy's shorts because… why?

    Doc!  More titties please!

  18. Ass Tagger 09/25/2008 07:47

    Jessica Alba makes white stuff come out of me.

  19. niclipse 09/25/2008 07:49

    Hes fucking Jessica Alba. Win.

  20. PollyAnna 09/25/2008 07:54

    Maybe those are his "lucky" shorts.

    He got lucky with her once, maybe he will get lucky with her again.

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