09.10.2008 DON’T BE FOOLED, HE’S STILL BORING

Up until last week, Josh Hartnett was known for mumbling incoherently in otherwise good movies and squinting, but then the Daily Mirror said a hotel security camera caught him having sex in a meeting room.  Needles to say, Josh isn’t gonna stand for anyone alleging he had done something interesting.

The 30-year-old said through his lawyers that he is seeking damages for defamation.  Hartnett is also seeking a public apology, according to the statement.
The allegations are "not only untrue but a complete fabrication", said his legal representatives, adding they were "defamatory and unsubstantiated".

So to recap, the Mirror said he had consensual sex with a hot girl who couldn’t keep her hands off him, and Josh Hartnett wants you to know that’s a god damn lie.  Next he's suing Variety for saying he’s handsome and the Wall Street Journal for claiming his penis is, quote, “magical”.

(36) Comments

  1. Observer 09/10/2008 08:09

    Could be fag……hmmnn

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  3. Rick (with a silent P) 09/10/2008 08:11

    "The allegations of my client's highly regarded acting ability are 'not only untrue but a complete fabrication', said his legal representatives, adding they were 'defamatory and unsubstantiated'."

    FIXED! 

  4. someoneluvsu 09/10/2008 08:12

    For 2009 release - Queen of the South -

    Starring Josh Hartnett as the queen. 

  5. RemSteale 09/10/2008 08:13

    Nope. I cant think of a single valid reason for a young single man to deny sex with a hot girl….

  6. slutwhore 09/10/2008 08:17

    Probably gay, but I'd still let his dick anywhere in, on, or around my ass.

  7. Observer 09/10/2008 08:17

    I swear this is not me !!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    http://youporn.com/watch/46462/titfucking/?from=featured2

  8. Lil'Yimmy Norton 09/10/2008 08:21

    ewwwwwwww girls, gross!

  9. Evil Malcom Norris 09/10/2008 08:23

    Josh Borenett would rather pet a tiger in public than doing a kitten.

  10. mom2ross 09/10/2008 08:34

    Who was the poster that said he looks like a pit bull without ears in this picture?  It is SO true!! 

  11. LonghornMike 09/10/2008 08:35

    He should really have that neck mole checked.

  12. ham sandwich 09/10/2008 08:38

    What a douche.

  13. Slaappy got fingerbanged 09/10/2008 08:41

    "Boo hoo, life is not fair with all this negativity about me".

     

    Josh and Vince Young should go in and buy a foreclosed home and cry togther.

  14. Pottz 09/10/2008 08:41

    Hey Hartnett, I say your movie "30 Days of Night" last week…you suck…real bad…

    In other news, slutwhore needs to come over and fuck me…bad!

  15. pepper 09/10/2008 08:45

    I'll fuck him before I fuck Sam R.  There I said it!

  16. slutwhore 09/10/2008 08:46

    Hey Pottz, let me run by blockbuster and grab a few Josh Hartnett movies and I'll be on my way

  17. Slack Jawed2 09/10/2008 08:49

    id hit it. and,yes, it is magical

  18. djtechsys 09/10/2008 08:54

    i'm not sure that i could care any less about an actor

  19. RemSteale 09/10/2008 08:55

    You mean you could care about an actor?

  20. djtechsys 09/10/2008 09:00

    Rem - i care about actresses and their tits, if that counts

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