DON’T BE FOOLED, HE’S STILL BORING

September 10, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Up until last week, Josh Hartnett was known for mumbling incoherently in otherwise good movies and squinting, but then the Daily Mirror said a hotel security camera caught him having sex in a meeting room. Needles to say, Josh isn’t gonna stand for anyone alleging he had done something interesting.

The 30-year-old said through his lawyers that he is seeking damages for defamation. Hartnett is also seeking a public apology, according to the statement.The allegations are "not only untrue but a complete fabrication", said his legal representatives, adding they were "defamatory and unsubstantiated".

So to recap, the Mirror said he had consensual sex with a hot girl who couldn’t keep her hands off him, and Josh Hartnett wants you to know that’s a god damn lie. Next he's suing Variety for saying he’s handsome and the Wall Street Journal for claiming his penis is, quote, “magical”.

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