The first 10 winners of "Americas Next Top Model" need no introduction, so I won't introduce them. They’re all household names at this point, so it would be a waste of my time and yours to name these very successful models. But will this assembly line of top talent continue? Lets find out…
After two days of glowing headlines for the CW, you just knew everybody's favorite hard-luck network was going to have a change of fortune: Despite the CW's stellar start this week with the return of "Gossip Girl" and unveiling of "90210," Wednesday night's "America’s Next Top Model" premiere was the lowest-rated in the network’s history.
The two-hour "Top Model" premiere (3.5 million viewers, 1.7 preliminary adults 18-49 rating and a 5 share) was down 11% from last February's cycle, and down 32% from last September in the adult demo. Among the network's 18-34 demo (1.9/6), the drops were steeper. It marks the lowest-rated premiere since the show debuted in 2003 on UPN.
It's hard not to notice that ever since this dumb ass show came on, America has gotten it's ass kicked at modeling. Basically we have Marissa Miller, and that’s about it. The rest are all Brazilian, Aussie, German, Dutch or English. Tyras fat ass has ruined everything, although I must confess I am partially responsible. I leave all the American models so sexually satisfied, it’s hard for them to ever feel joy again once I’m gone. In fact I heard Kate died. Jill is a prostitute in Japan.
True that, homey. Jill and I share a tiny flat in Tokyo, you fucktard. We hate you.
She's hurtin' for a squirtin'.
maybe its just my mood, or right place right time, but damn….. is that not one of the hottest pics and girls you have ever seen in your life???
THREE HOLES ONE POLE.
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wish i could slip myself between those cheeks…
wow…..thats a nice ass. Hell….. i would tap that.
AMERICAS NEXT TOPLESS MODEL may get more viewership than the current format.
You take the girl and I'll keep her ass!
Here’s an idea: Why don’t you just post a picture of Marissa Miller on every post, regardless of the subject matter.
I am NOT critizing the hotness above…
…but it does kinda look like she has equal implants, huh?
As far as the "report"… uhhh… numbers… numbers… what the fuck is all that crap anyway?
…and "America has gotten it's ass kicked at modeling." Well hell - bring on that new adminstration already!
NOTE: That is not an intro into yet another dumbass political discussion. I said "new admin. That's it.
Holy scorching fucking hotness. *Fans self*
Hmm…maybe I should take my leather pants to Hawaii and recreate this pic…? It's pretty hot.
Great minds think alike, dirty. I was contemplating doing my own version of this pose as well.
im going to Ohau on the 12th to the 21st….We can do double Booty shots. My leather's are light blue though…..
DD, did you say leather pants? I will meet you in Hawaii for a little nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean? Say no more.
Wait….you're telling me that people watch that show? And that there are people that know the past winners? Ah fuck it…can we just start having death camps for these people? Please…pretty pretty please!
Nice, Pap. I'll be in Maui the 9th thru the 15th. Come find me at the Ritz-Carlton. :)
Lex-you'd burn the camera lens baby!
Where can I get a pair of leather pants like that…..?
No, no, not for me, for my girl….
What is that “slapping” sound?