EXCLUSIVE – KENDRA IS ENGAGED (NOT TO HEF)

By brendon September 22, 2008 @ 9:52 AM

Perez is saying today that Kendra Wilkinson MIGHT be dating Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett, which just proves all his inside sources are nonsense because Kendra is engaged to Hank, and has been for some time.  Lots of people know this but everyone likes Kendra so no one was in a hurry to blow her up, me included.  But if their relationship is out there, you might as well know the whole story.  And, um, yeah, so I guess that was the whole story.  Amazing, wasn't it?

To wreck his other Girls Next Door “exclusive”, Holly is NOT cheating on Hef with Criss Angel.  I’ve been talking to people at Playboy and GND all morning, and Holly isn’t seeing anyone else, and with very good reason.  Holly is now in Hef's will, and she's not dumb enough to wreck that just to sleep with a guy who can guess what card you picked.  He may know a dozen mystical hexes that can force a stagehand to drive a truck away while it’s behind a curtain, but he’s not magic enough to talk a girl out of several million dollars.



(65) Comments

  1. The Wind 09/22/2008 10:05

    Fake tits and a bad wig. I tell ya, nothing is hotter than fucking a girl that has that alluring "new car" smell. 

  2. Chris14 09/22/2008 10:06

    Would Fuck.

  3. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/22/2008 10:09

    The Wind blew it!   I think she looks fine. 
    I certainly would be a gentleman and push in her stool. So would most of WWTDD, including some of the women.

    And Baskett is putting it in her 'basket'.

  4. Mongro Jackson 09/22/2008 10:10

    I wonder what it's like to go from "having sex" with an impotent old man to taking it in the ass from a 6'4 professional football player.  I guess there are two wide receivers in the bed when they go at it, Hank and Kendra's asshole.

  5. happy 09/22/2008 10:10

    Any better picssss anyone ???

  6. dirtydiane 09/22/2008 10:11

    Putting on a brunette wig will not make you smarter, Kendra.

  7. Burnsy 09/22/2008 10:12

    <i>Any better picssss anyone ???</i>

    I don't know, maybe try an issue of Playboy?

  8. pepper 09/22/2008 10:13

    I find it hard to believe that this guy, Criss Angel can guess what card I'm holding!

  9. Burnsy 09/22/2008 10:14

    Perez may be wrong, but he makes up for it by drawing hilarious things on pictures.

    "Travis Barker was in a horrible plane crash, but look! He's got a penis on his face!"

  10. psychostyly 09/22/2008 10:14

    I always had her pegged as more of a San Diego Chargers secondary kind of gal.  Nothing goes great with cornflakes in the morning like having them with a freshly splooged on Kendra and Quentin Jammer.

  11. Joe Blow 09/22/2008 10:15

    I'm trying to imagine a story that I care less about.  Impossible.

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 09/22/2008 10:19

    "I wonder what it's like to go from 'having sex' with an impotent old man to taking it in the ass from a 6'4 professional football player."

    Mongro, I think Nick Hogan Bollea probably could answer that for you…

  13. F*ck Britney 09/22/2008 10:20

    And we all thought blowing an 80+ year old would ruin sexual fantasies…  now we have to get past the mental block of a football player booring her out.

  14. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/22/2008 10:22

    DiDi,
    You're mistaken. she does look "smart"; not intelligent, but "smart".

  15. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/22/2008 10:22

    She is the dumbest of the three…

  16. cheese 09/22/2008 10:23

    She's probably lousy in bed

  17. dirtydiane 09/22/2008 10:25

    cheese-it's cuz there's no friction.

  18. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/22/2008 10:29

    To quote the great Alice Cramden, "I call you killer 'casue you slay me":
    http://tinyurl.com/3gxoeo

    Let's just say blondes are good at something…

  19. Jake 09/22/2008 10:30

    That laugh is enough to make you want to kill yourself

  20. The Fried Man 09/22/2008 10:30

    Dude, I love you, but you aren't impressing anyone with your "inside sources" at Playboy.  It doesn't take an insider to know that none of these chicks fck Hef anyway.   

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